Because, generally speaking, I’m a cranky bastard. I thought that’d be apparent by now.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I’m buy my grandparents’ home and renovate it. I hate the fact it ain’t in the family no more now that they’re dead. Place was a second home to me. I’d pay all my debts, pay off my family’s debt, get my sleeve finished, get my other sleeve I got planned done, go on a month long bender, and then settle in for a nice, quite life marrying my…[Read more]

ArniVidar;90923 wrote:
Even better.. watch some random guy and turn off all the TV’s where HE is. Then watch him rage when he’s kicked out 😉

You sir, are an evil genius.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I just got back from the gym, and I was reminded of ANOTHER thing that pisses me off there:

The TV’s.

TV’s do not fucking belong in the weight room! Especially when they’re only tuned to FOX “news” or ESPN. In the treadmill room, sure, they’re great, but the last fucking thing I need when I’m benching 405 is to hear Glenn Beck’s crazy ass. The…[Read more]

People at the gym who don’t put their weights away when they’re done lifting. Mother fucker, you are strong enough to lift the damn bar, you’re strong enough to put it away.

I make scenes about it quite often. The fact that I’m becoming an unbearable dick about it is starting to annoy me too.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

jessicuhhcupcake;90480 wrote:
im not mad at her cause I knew she wasn’t a expert just a little disappointed

That’s what you get for going to a scratcher, genius.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

If you would have asked me when I was twelve what I wanted to be when I grew up, I woulda said “Tattoo artist”. I have no idea where it came from. When I got my first ink at 20, I was the first person in my entire family to get inked. Now all my cousins, half my aunts and uncles, and 2/3 of my sisters have tattoos.

I don’t know where it came…[Read more]

DOJAGUY;89393 wrote:
lol you guys are fucked up…. not everyone can afford nice work guys….

If you can’t afford the work, you shouldn’t be getting it. The shit is going to be with you for life.

This piece of ink ain’t the worst I’ve seen, but it still fucking sucks.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

…you’re kidding, right? You’re getting a tattoo that will take all of ten minutes to apply and you’re asking this question? What you’re getting is nothing. Chill.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

If you’re “almost” convinced to get a tattoo, my advice is that you dont get it. This is something that will be with you for life. If you don’t walk into your tattoo utterly convinced what you’re getting is awesome, then you’re a damn fool.

I’m relatively sure that while fonts #8 and #26 look badass, as a tattoo they’d smudge together and being…[Read more]

*whistles*

There’s only one viable solution here. We’re going to have to remove the arm.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Dave Van;89808 wrote:
Really guys? Really? Okay, I’m gonna redo this one, and you tell me what you really think. I think it looks like some green-skinned, stoned island girl with the plague.

….and how is that not awesome?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

About ten years ago, my best friend had come back down from his out of state college to visit. He brought party favors in the form of an ounce of the finest green I have ever, EVER, seen.

Now I was living with my parents at the time, so smoking in my house was out of the question. It would be a major disrespect to partake in their home when they…[Read more]

Dave Van;89747 wrote:
Yeah, you’re biased, dude. I just don’t understand you guys and these green zombies. Hey man, ask KnightHawk what his zombie tat has done for his sex life! 😀

…..

…..

*sobs*

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Okay, I may be biased as hell, but I fucking love this one. It’s pretty killer, and it’s well done.

Shit, will you look at the look on her face?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

supfresh92;89722 wrote:
No problems dude. I know the second one has strange proportions, but i kind of like it, was supposed to look pretty fucked up and insane.

Nope, just out of proportion and rather sucky. I’ve seen alot worse, but these ain’t nothing to be proud of.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Every time something fun happens, some fucking idiots have to show up and ruin it. You do realize you coulda done this shit over PM and not ruined it for everyone, yeah?

Let’s try to restart this bitch.

That tattoo below have a wicked skull in it.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Dave Van;89339 wrote:
lol I was kinda wondering about that one, Knighthawk! 😛 At least it isn’t all ghetto jailhouse looking like mine and DOJA’s though.

There is that. On the other hand, it’s made two different women in an advanced state of undress pull up their panties when they’ve noticed. So I’ve got me some bitterness on that…[Read more]

DOJAGUY;89334 wrote:
this was made with a homemade gun using a walkman motor and the spring from a bic lighter was used as a needle.. just wanted to add that

Kinda went without saying. :p

Me and my ex-wife got these matching tattoos. Women are at least as bad as drugs for making you do stupid shit.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Typically, I go back to the gym 24 hours or less after a tattoo. After a week, you’re perfectly fine.

Love. Peace. Metallica.