What the titty fucking Christ? He did what now with a who?

Dude, what the hell are you doing posting? Set your fucking keyboard down and go kick that asshole right in the cojones. Mother fucker, I am NOT kidding. If he did that to your sister, it is your moral obligation to go shove his head through a plate glass window.

Also, learn how to…[Read more]

kcity3;58991 wrote:
Honestly guys the only ones who complain of my friends tat are online!In real life no1 ever complained!Well you know what they say about people online in the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back lol

Okay, first off, fuck you. I am so fucking tired of you wishy washy, no-balls-having, pussies who ask for opinions on boards,…[Read more]

Wow. It’s like the more high rez it becomes, the harder it sucks. Christ man, I hope I remember right and that abomination ain’t on you.

I will admit she has less of a ghetto booty in this one.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Throwing pink lotus flowers in there MAY work, but it’d take an exceptional artist to pull it off. If your guy ain’t that good, it’ll look just sorta tossed in and forced.

Personally, if it was me, I’d play the safe bet and finish your polynesian sleeve on that arm, and start a new, Asian inspired sleeve on the other. Honestly, I think it’d look…[Read more]

That’s really damn weird that no one responded to this. Usually, people are all over this kinda thread, either saying “DUDE! GREAT INK!” or “DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!”.

Well, either way, I’ve not seen alot of Polynesian work man, but I can say that that’s a solid piece and you ought to wear it with pride. The only change I would…[Read more]

Oh, also, your friend’s delusional if they think they can draw worth a damn. The only thing worse than a shitty artist is one who can’t take criticism. Without it, how can your grow?

Just sayin.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

So…basically, your friend got a shitty self-designed piece done by a artist on the lower end of mediocre, and they’re too stupid to realize it?

Good to know.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

My back piece was the easiest. I fell asleep for four hours at one point during it. My 2 biscep pieces are pretty close, barely felt them. My inner forearm zombie tattoo and my zombie squid on the other side weren’t bad either, but worse than those.

But my wrist gauntlet?

Shit, I damn near cried like a 12 year old Japanese school girl. The only…[Read more]

pennypicker;58900 wrote:
originally I wanted two smiley faces like this 🙂 on each of my heels that flow with the contours so that when I’m lounging with no socks on at the pool and such my feet are funny. I find it amusing. Same thing with toes. Smilies on my toes would be funny IMO

Okay, I got to admit, that’s pretty awesome.

Won’t change…[Read more]

My opinion?

Why bother?

The way the bottom of your feet peel dead skin, any ink down there will fade real bad, real quick. Besides, why get ink you’d never see?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Speaking from years of experience of waking up in strange places with no memory of the night before, I got to say, missing your teeth is easier that the shower. See, you can swish shower water around in your mouth, and rub down your teeth with a clean towel if one’s available, so the shower’s the more efficient choice.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

It sucks. It fact, it sucks my left nut, which, just so you know, is the bad one. Seriously, your friend is a fucking idiot, and I hope they didn’t get arm herpes on their side there from that obviously inexperienced artist.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

If the dude’s that unprofessional, I’m not sure you shoulda been going to him in the first place my man.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Ben’s right. You got to be a fucking moron to get a tattoo in China, or basically anywhere in Asia that isn’t Japan. The only thing to recommend rd world countries is that they’re giant dollar stores….

But you know what they say. A good tattoo ain’t cheap.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

My zombie squid on my right forearm has got to be my favorite, but the sorest was, hands down, my wrist gauntlet. The only thing that kept me from weeping like a twelve year old Japanese school girl when my artist got to my wrist bone was my ex-wife sitting there going “Gonna cry? Gonna cry like a littler bitch? Baby need a bottle, ‘cuz he’s gonna…[Read more]

Suuuure. No prooooblem my man. Just let me put it on your straight jacket like so–

FUCK!

Did you see that? Yeah, ya’ll did, he just tired to snap my fingers off! God damn, this is what I get for associating with the British!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I like this alot man. You oughta be proud.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Hey, it’s what we’re here for.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Granted….but after you tattoo “cum dumpster” on a sorority girl asking for a butterfly, the local university football descends on your shop, trashes it, and toss you out the window.

I wish I could go back to fucking art school.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Congratulations! That was the single stupidest question ever uttered in my presence! WAY TO GO!

Of course you burn calories. You body goes into a minor form of shock. But here’s a better question: WHO CARES?!

Does your weight loss plan include massive tattooing?

Love. Peace. Metallica.