Anything you add to this will look tribal and horrible. I think your only way out is laser 🙁

Welcome to the forum Ash. We love good art here 🙂

perdu;99465 wrote:
How can he’s get an apprenticeship without any portfolio even if it’s only fake skin.

Any tattoo mentor worth his salt will kick your brother’s ass if he shows up with a portfolio of tattoos scratched.. regardless of them being scratched on fake skin. His portfolio should be DRAWINGS that show his skills at DRAWING. The…[Read more]

When you work at McDonalds you MUST wear grey suit-pants and a yellow buttoned shirt, with a yellow hat (I forget the actual colors, but you catch my drift). If you don’t accept this simple prerequisite, you find yourself a different job.

When you work as a stewardess you MUST wear a blue skirt and a blue top with a blue hat. If you don’t accept…[Read more]

It’s amazing how you can not understand that many men LIKE wearing suits. Just like you like wearing your costume (I don’t know the correct english word for it)
That YOU feel oppressed and stupid wearing one, does not mean it IS oppressing or stupid, nor does it give you the right to preach to others and make them feel stupid for wearing what they like.

For one so open minded, you are horribly bigoted and narrow-minded 🙂

I think the ultimate penis tattoo would be this:

Every time up get one up, you score extra life!

Actually, penis tattoos are done by stretching (And clamping shut) the skin to keep it taut and smooth. The thought of that alone is beyond me 😀

D3FiANC3;99135 wrote:
Do you not see the irony here?

ROFL! Indeed :p

D3FiANC3;99135 wrote:
The good news is that it’s on your foot, which is easily concealable.

And it’ll fade real fast on it’s own, so lasering won’t be necessary.

Looks like a blowout to me, or extremely poorly done shading. It’s also on all the letters and dots… not just the last two.

Love it! Congratulations.

Welcome to the forums Rose.

We love art here (if it’s good ;)) and we love people that share their art (again, if it’s good) with us 😀

You signature is spot-on, by the way.

Oh yes. It may be 2011 now, but they were born in the dark ages!

And if you want to be even surer of success, go get that lazered a couple of times before getting it covered.

Eeew! I hate it and like it at the same time!

You can post the pictures in your album in here, then copy/paste the BB code from that picture to a thread, or you can post it on any image hosting site you like and copy their BB code. Direct attachment is not enabled, sorry.

Cornishtiger;99031 wrote:
Remember to pick a really little tattoo, the minute your old chap sees them needles coming its gonna shrink up to the size of a pea!

What scares me is what happens if the tattooer is shit and that tattoo is shit and you need to get that shit lasered….

OUCH.

What the freck.. didn’t I ban your ass once already for spamming??

Why should anyone be offended? The all-seeing eye isn’t that controversial, really.

1.) Scratchers aren’t welcome here. Get an apprenticeship, and your mentor will teach you what to do.
2.) Have you heard of a thing called Google? It’s so amazing that there’s actually a new word in the English dictionary.. it’s the verb “To Google something”