@Sam-I-Am 132663 wrote:

I guess you have to piss left handed for a spell.

How would you know about the size of Bert’s dick?

I’m kind of wounded there’s some insider circle jerk I’m not invited to.

@Sam-I-Am 132676 wrote:

I would have “Rayden” on a banner being pulled by a small aircraft headed for your right nipple.

Put a tattoo of pearl harbor over the right nipple? (i’m from NY it might still be too early for twin towers sarcasm) It does kinda look like Rayden huh? I like the design my tattoo artist did, i think the letters came out VERY…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 132665 wrote:

I don’t know how I missed these photos in June.

You really needed to quote the entire 6 pages worth of pics to make that one line? 😉

This post was stuck in the moderation system (not all posts are visible to me straight away) since it’s inception, and I only released it a couple of weeks ago or so.. which is why you never…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 132638 wrote:

If you’re lucky, you exfoliate your ass in public. Oh! My goodness!

Now I have a visual of Peter dragging his butt all over the carpet like a dog. Thanks for that Sam.

@Sam-I-Am 132603 wrote:

September second 2013.

New York state first honored the laborers and craftsman that built America on September 5th 1882. After 30 more states joined in, “Labor Day” became an American holiday in June of 1894.

I want to take this opportunity to thank those past and living for all they have done.
To the people on this forum…

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@Sam-I-Am 132469 wrote:

Mine is Gibbs. A Wheatland Terrier named by my wife because she has the hots for Mark Harmon on NCIS.

Zephyr is pretty cool!

LOL my wife loves him too,

and the Zephyr thing is from “Zephyr Cove”,it’s a small resort on the east shore of Lake Tahoe(nevada) that has a 55′ catamaran named the woodwind II that we chartered for…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 132405 wrote:

How did the liquid lipo procedure turn out?

Sam brings up an important point. I want to see. Now.

@Sam-I-Am 132459 wrote:

Without a doubt!

I like your avatar,here is my mini aussie,”Zephyr” from a tennis ball POV LOL

@Sam-I-Am 132456 wrote:

Welcome to the forum!

I’m an old fart too.

right on ! you know what they say !?!?!?? “old guys rule” ! LOL

Johan Finne had some great stuff. So did Deano Cook, will definately check those guys out more!

@Sam-I-Am 132147 wrote:

Howdy,

I’m going into an undersea thing soon culminating with a lobster on my right shoulder. Lots of color. It will tie into my right leg with an aquarium theme.

Hey Sam, Where are you gonna do this tattoo? 🙂

@Sam-I-Am 132310 wrote:

I’m getting a new piece Sept. 16th that will be getting close to my right nipple. I don’t imagine that will be a lot of fun.

No I can’t imagine that feels very good either. I know there will be a few spots I probably won’t get tattooed but then again that could always change. I’ll never go onto my foot though, feet are disgusting!

@Sam-I-Am 132310 wrote:

I’m getting a new piece Sept. 16th that will be getting close to my right nipple. I don’t imagine that will be a lot of fun.

The closer to the nipple the more it hurts I have a small amount that goes into my nipple OUCH

@Sam-I-Am 132258 wrote:

There’s nothing like a little cunt now and again.

Couldn’t agree more. 😛

@Sam-I-Am 132254 wrote:

Welcome back Wardy!

Cheers good to be back, i think i need to make a note to people that i am a little bit of a cunt 😀

@Sam-I-Am 132238 wrote:

I bought some direct from the company, but I found I can get it cheaper through the tattoo shop.

Do you know anything about the other “Afterlife” brand that’s offered and if it can be bought individually?

Tattoo Care – Tattoo Afterlife

@Sam-I-Am 131130 wrote:

I use the “dry Wrap” method. Get your tattoo done with a non-petroleum based lubricant. I use redemption, but there are others. When the tattoo is finished it gets wrapped in plastic wrap. Then you remove the wrap every four hours or so, wash the tattoo with fragrance free soap. Dry and wrap with fresh plastic wrap. do this…

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@Sam-I-Am 132135 wrote:

Bert, I didn’t just break my elbow, I fucking crushed it. Also lower arm broken with plates on both bones. Now my “funny bone” isn’t just a tiny spot, it’s about four inches in diameter.
It happened in 1980 while driving with my arm resting on the door window sill. I sideswiped a pole and jammed my elbow into the door…

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@Sam-I-Am 131946 wrote:

That is an older flower than most I’ve seen. It has already been pollinated and is now on it’s way to produce seeds.
Rather than mess with the flower you have, add another one in this stage of life.
Fuck! Add several!

Considering that, actually! 🙂

@poxphobia 131952 wrote:

If such details are important to you, you should…

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@Sam-I-Am 131933 wrote:

Welcome to the forum!

It looks like you have some talent for drawing. Keep at it.

Keep us posted. (do you have any tattoos?)

ye i have a couple of tattoos, currently studying at the moment though, so pretty broke. once i get a job i want to complete my leg (started an australian theme)

@Sam-I-Am 131931 wrote:

Had you conversed in English perhaps somebody would be able to help. (I would suggest she use the “dry Wrap” method for a new tattoo. that would prevent cat hair from being an issue)

If you want to keep your conversation private, may I suggest “private messaging”.

Sam, relitz loko mulinini rorroror krit?