Granted..

You tell your phsycian such and he mishears you as saying, “two stones of weight” and promptly schedules you for emergency surgery. You awake to find that the two stones of weight that he removed are the two that used to reside “downstairs”.

I wish I was Tinkerbell…

ppornan;75930 wrote:
Granted….

But you begin to greedy with your new found powers. You then discover a way to surgically remove your own ribs. You spend the rest of your days sucking your own cock. During the autopsy, nothing but seman and pubic hair are found in your stomach.

I wish I had a concubine….

Um, I’m a girl dude- therefore…[Read more]

Granted…

But the next round of Buzzkill is overflowing with superbly convoluted answers littered with bad spelling and grammar causing you to bash your head into the screen of your laptop resulting in, not death but a psuedo mentally retarded state that causes you to rock back and forth repeating “buzzkill” over and over while I patiently wipe…[Read more]

Okay…let me tell you a true experience story that will get you thinking:

I was 25 years old and decided that a hood piercing would be a wonderful addition to my beautiful body. So Friday rolls around and I go skipping into the studio all excited and stuff. I drop my pants and show God and everyone what my momma gave me. The piercing was…[Read more]

Okay…let me tell you a true experience story that will get you thinking:

I was 25 years old and decided that a hood piercing would be a wonderful addition to my beautiful body. So Friday rolls around and I go skipping into the studio all excited and stuff. I drop my pants and show God and everyone what my momma gave me. The piercing was…[Read more]

I have to say that I would avoid cartoons in a memorial tattoo. I like outlaws’s idea…although I might now squeeze it in so close. I think the color is just fine…and rather appropriate. Children rarely have a gray rubber ducjy in the tub with them.

Although I don’t have ink on my arms…I do get the kind of “little white bumps” that are being discussed. My doctor told me that rather than ACNE which can be cured with diet/meds/hygiene…that the little white bumps are sebaceous cysts…and the icky stuff that comes out is not pus (which would mean bacterial infection) but a mixture of sweat/…[Read more]

Uh…there’s also a television network called HERE that’s for LGBT community members. Considering the nick of the person posting (Pretty Boi Nerd) perhaps this is the explination.

Personally, I really am not a fan of the “trust no on” tattoos…however I did see on design that I thought was interesting. It was a little boy with a huge pencil…basically it looked like he wrote “Trust No One” in script. I (almost to a fault) trust most people…and I should know better…but that’s a different subject.

DropScience;37248 wrote:
dont scratch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that shiny new skin that is so kindly driving you batty is what is holding your ink in, so to speak.

slap it, rub lotion on it, wash it with a wash cloth…

personally I like the slapping!

hehe.

SICKO….although i…[Read more]

KnightHawk;37005 wrote:
I cannot express how lame of an idea this is.

No, really.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Are you still gonna have my babies???

blc0527;36715 wrote:
You know… that would make an interesting border…. hmmmmm nice idea peach

*bows deeply*

thank you, thank you…hold the applause….no wait, keep clapping…*l* 😀

you could even s[lit it so that the entire tattoo looked “centered” on your spine…

Is that YOUR drunken tattoo???

Chance666;36780 wrote:
I am going on record to say ” I am sorry for starting this thread”

Honey, we were all WAY past sick and twisted before you even had the thought to start this thread… 😎

Sherav;36772 wrote:
Naw it is all a matter of perspective.

Just because we want to wear the tattooed skin of a forum member and make fashion accessories out of them does not mean we are crazy.

If we went all Ed Gein on KH and ate him afterwards – well that shit is crazy.

😀

Matthew

That’s all a matter of perspective tho’…there are some…[Read more]

I have both ankles done…and they do swell a LITTLE bit…and it definately should not hurt to walk on it. I would still have your doc look at it when you go in. You can ice it down a bit (cold compreses for 15 minutes on and fifteen minutes off) and that will help the swelling…it also helps encourage more blood flow to the area which may…[Read more]

KnightHawk;36719 wrote:
I can one up you.

My sister is a vegan fashion designer who works almost entirely pleather (fake leather made from plastic) once said at least a million times that the only time she’d work in real leather is if she could use human skin.

She then said that my tattooed torso would make an awesome leather jacket. So, when…[Read more]

blc0527;36559 wrote:
Well do you agree with me Donna? and Peachie… trying to use my mathematics and decode the first message… nice replica of the arecibo in the second one though.

They’re both the same binary code for the message…just one is typed so that the arecibo message is visable in the binary itself…

😀

char;36210 wrote:
are you SERIOUS? those areas STILL won’t take color? what has the tat artist said? do you keep going back to the same person?

has anyone out there ever had a good tat result after experiencing similar problems?

Well, I had the original session, then one touch up and another…all three by the same worthless f**k. My…[Read more]

char;36207 wrote:
day 4 of antibiotics: i don’t see any color on the paper towel when i’m patting the tat dry; the enitre tat is still very cloudy and the surface very waxy–is that whole top layer gonna peal off when i’m washing it?

while the ‘divot’ areas are still crusty, they don’t appear to be oozing any more liquid of any…[Read more]