Roughly translated, and don’t quote me on this, it’s only a rough translation, it means “I’m an asshole who likes flashwork and who puts no thoughts into my tattoos”. More or less.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Granted, however, when you open it, rather than finding the tablets holding the original ten commandments, or even a horde of face melting ghosts, you find a t-shirt.

On the front, it has the text “There are two people fucking on the back of this shirt”. On the back, it has a picture of a grinning Christ saying “Just kidding, Jesus loves…[Read more]

Now *THAT’S* comedy Matthew.

Benjaminho wrote:
sorry but how can anyone think this is funny, fuck, the guy made a mistake getting a tattoo at somewhere dodgey but its obviously bothered him, just as it would bother any of you

Yeah, but that’s he point–we have the good sense NOT to get a tattoo in a third world country. Hell, personally, I…[Read more]

Like the Butterfly said, why worry about hiding it if you’re not at work? If you’re not proud enough of your ink to show it on your own time, you probably shouldn’t have it to begin with. Besides, in most professional settings, showing cleavage is unprofessional, so it’s not like it’d effect you much there either.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Your ink makes my scrotum want to hide up inside of my body. It’s that creepy. Good job man, good artist.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Butterfly_Kisses;57948 wrote:
ah that happens , i decided to get my recent butterfly tattoo one night and then a couple of weeks later i had it :rolleyes:

Took that long? I start planning my next ink soon as the current one’s finished.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Matthew man raised a good point (ya know, other than me being right 😀 ) :

What if ya’all break up? Me and my wife were deeply, stupidly in love, so we got matching tattoos on our right arms. It was a pair of zombie heads that looked vaguely like skinny, undead us kissing passionately with the text “Yours until Forever is through” under it. Three…[Read more]

BIKERinBLACK77;57870 wrote:
Post some pictures so we all can have a good laugh.

Harsh. I approve.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Yeah, but think about it this way Butterfly man—as mediocre as the rest of her ink is, how likely is it that she’d get something worthwhile in that space? No, I think in her case, the corset was the best way to go.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I don’t know guys, herpes are pretty funny too when you ain’t the one who’s got’em. My buddy had sex with a girl about a year and a half ago that turned out to have herpes. He’s tested negative four times now, but we still tell everyone he has herpes. It never gets old. Ever.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Jesus titty-fucking Christ, will this thread ever die, or will it stubbornly continue rising from its grave like an annoying 80’s cartoon franchise?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

phantom x;57838 wrote:
you are my hero.

Did you ever know that you’re my heeeeeeeerrrooooo?

You are the wind beneath my wiiiiiiiings!

[/Whitney]

Love. Peace. Metallica.

frankiedux;57835 wrote:
No Ideas????:mad:

Look dipshit, as you’re been told politely, we can’t make any suggestions yet. We don’t know you. We don’t know what you and your wife are into, what imagery you’re looking for, what kind of style. You going for old school ink, dark and creepy, asian, cutesy, what?

Tattooing is high individualistic,…[Read more]

……..shit man. That is some top tier work there. Seriously, you should suck your tattoo artist off, he’s that fucking good.

I mean, those are just killer.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

There’s a solution for a situation like this.

Step One:

Build a pipebomb. Make sure you pack plenty of nails in there.

Step Two:

Fedex it overnight.

Step Three:

Post some pics and let’s see if anyone has any suggestions for a cover up or if it’s even possible.

Also, NEVER get tattoos in Thailand, Mexico, or any other country that’s…[Read more]

Holy fuck knuckles man. Even around here a body suit is rare, ya know? It’s so huge that it’s hard to take in at a glance, but so far, wow man.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

2 weeks is the minimum, so you should be cool to go do it now my man.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Scarekrow;57593 wrote:
So i guess hoping for other opinions is out of the question? i thought thats what forums were all about? My mistake i guess..

Well, I was going to offer one, but since you’re gonna be a dick about it, fuck off pal. Listen to Outlaw in any case. Dude’s a reputable and kinda awesome artist anyway.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

That’s really unique, and I’m really diggin the style. You oughtta wear that with pride!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Benjaminho;57463 wrote:
yeahh same i think the only reason it looks a little unfinished is the head of the dandelion, it needs a bit more colour, maybe some black and some white ink – because in the dandelion head, instead of shading inside of it, hes just left your skin as the colour, and that is not the colour of a dandelion, i reckon some…[Read more]