just cut his skin off o_O lol

I’ve never heard of that, and I imagine it could be toxic. Besides, tattoo pigment is in the skin, how would paint thinner get it out?

pissing myself laughing lol…

Hi

Listen before you goto any expense of paint thinners this is what you need to do.

The Matthew’s Guide To Tattoo Removal – The Cheap and Sleazy Way

Step One
Hunt around the garage and find an old car battery. Give it a shake and make sure it is not dry. (If you are unable to find an old battery get your son to pinch a car and use that).

Step Two
Uncork the battery and using gloves tip around 1cm of battery acid into a suitable container – any old jar will do.

Step Three
Grab a heavy piece of wood (2×4) or a baseball bat. (For anaesthetic purposes). Give it a few practice swings.

Step Four
Call your son down into the garage.

Step Five
Hit them over the head a few times until they are rendered unconcious. (Trust me may sound brutal but they will thank-you in the long run).

Step Six
Dilute the battery acid in 2-3 litres of water. (Use rainwater if you are on a meter – keeps the cost down).

Step Seven
Take a used paintbrush (no sense in damaging a new one) and gently apply a small amount of the battery acid to the tattoo. Sizzling flesh and screaming is normal. Apply the wood/bat again as many times as necessary until silent.

There you have it in 7 easy steps you can do a tattoo removal and or do in your annoying family member.

Lmao
Matthew

PS
My wife stated that I had better say I am only joking – I am don’t ever do this.

That seems like alot of effort Matthew man when he could just use a powersander.

(by the way, LOF’nL man)

Lover. Peace. Metallica.

ROFLMAO……god i just had the image in my head hehehehe, flying bits of skin everywhere mwahahahaha