I’m sorry, but the chances of someone here spending the time it’d take to make this design up for you is almost nil. I’m not trying to be rude to you here, I just don’t want you left hanging.

99% of text only tattoos that are longer than a VERY few words look cluttered and plain, so I doubt of the amateurs here will take the time, and the…[Read more]

Oh, I totally, 100% agree with you man. Seeing these threads with useful questions derailed by the “GO INTRODUCE YOURSELF FUCKHEAD!” thing is idiotic. I kinda want to smack them.

However, if I don’t mock you at every given turn, Sir Matthew, how will you know I like you?

Wanna go steady?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Matthew beat me to it, but yeah, WB is a waste of cash. Just get the fucker covered up, just realize the design is going to have to be much larger than what’s there and use bold colors. Just make sure whatever you choose you’ll be cool with it for life, because you most likely won’t be able to cover up the cover up.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

THIS! IS! SPARTA!

It’s decent. Both hands are at different angles than what they’re holding, but otherwise solid work.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

*pumps shotgun*

Lord Matthew Hull has spoken. Thus it shall be, thus it has been, and thus it shall ever be. All hail his excellence, his glorious majesty, Lord Matthew Hull of the English Isles!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I’m of the opinion that it won’t work worth a damn. As Jubakuba said, after a few years, tattoos bleed and blurr together, so a small font in a few years won’t be legible.

From an artistic stand point, I can’t get an image in my head of a way that it wouldn’t look crowded and busy. If you’re asking my opinion, no matter how good the artist is,…[Read more]

Like Butterfly said, I’m ink nosey. Lord knows I’ll forget your face five minutes after we meet, but I’ll remember your tattoo forever. Ink just draws my eyes and interest in a way not even a nice round ass, or big, bouncy breasts can.

But why for others?

Duh.

Tattoos aren’t totally socially acceptable man. Women with lots of visible ink are…[Read more]

Butterfly_Kisses;59590 wrote:
KH if you become an artist you will be doing them all the time till your eyes bleed :rolleyes:

I have a buddy I grew up with who used to run a tattoo parlor out here called Sacred Body Art. He moved to Florida a year or so ago to set up a new shop there, which was a bad call, because the new shop died and Sacred’s…[Read more]

Joy. Kanji. How…original.

From what I can tell from the blurry picture, the lines are clean, and the fill looks good, so technically speaking, it’s well done.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

That’s you first tattoo? You have got some serious balls dude, and good taste. That thing’s gorgeous.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

The only problem with a good tattoo is that all you can really say is some variation on “NICE!”.

Because it is.

Nice that is.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Punk: Rancid, The Misfits, The Casualties, NoFX

Metal: Metallica….that says it all.

Ska: Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish (stole one for punk)

Love. Peace. Metallica.

All right, I’ll see what I can whip up for you. May be a day or two.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Yeah, but what are they wrapping around? A ship’s mast? A concrete pillar like in a subway? Halfnaked mermaid, maybe flashing some titty?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

What do you want them doing? Wrapped around a ship, just standing straight up, fondling a mermaid? What color we looking for? Purple, green, flesh tones? Realistic or comic bookish?

Give me some more details here my man.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Okay, seriously, cut that shit out Biker. It wasn’t funny the first time, and now it’s getting to be pure dick. We’re here to help nonidiots with their tattoo questions. If you don’t like that, kindly fuck off, then kill yourself, in that order. I don’t want to have to clean your stupid ass up off the floor.

As for you Rob, you ever think about…[Read more]

Columbia is civilized? 0_o

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I think it’s better that you don’t meet him Ben. I mean, maybe it’s just me, but it seems to me that it’d be better for you not to be in the clink for assault.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

How does changing from normal to diet soda cause you to lose 6 kilos of cocaine?

Because as far as I know, that’s the only commodity that uses the that particular measurement.

OH!!! And heroin.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Trust me, it’s not for my girlish figure. I like diet soda better. Christ if I know why, I just do.

Love. Peace. Metallica.