Probably far too late to reply, but I vote for stay at home and let it heal.

Boobs always cheer one up. That’s, like, the law or something.

I’m better than tits?

…or you’ve gotten used to it 😀

Well, I can’t answer the question of whether getting this piercing will cause you to become more of a slut, but it will sure make you sound funny. Of those people that I’ve talked to with a tongue piercing, all of them had developed quite a lisssp, and the piercing also regularly clicks against their teeth, creating a clicking and hissing sound…[Read more]

We really can’t help you without seeing the bumps.

Huh.. that’s not saying much, since I’m the only active one. That’s like saying your vajayjay is your favorite one… you only have one, so there’s not much comparison going on 😉

Well, again, since Traditional/Japanese isn’t really my area of interest, I can’t really say how Danny’s work compares, but at least both Danny (and Jessie, too) does very good lines. I don’t like the lack of color blending, but I’m starting to imagine that’s just my view on Traditional/Japanese in general that’s coloring my opinion there (pun…[Read more]

Awww… only a little bit?

HULK SAD

Well, Jessie seems to be fairly proficient at B/G portraits, but I’m not overly impressed with her lettering and banner work

Roman, however, bothers me somehow. Some of his pieces are okay and others I really hate. There are quite severe blowouts in places and poorly executed lines all over the place, and then you have other pieces where he does…[Read more]

Well the big question is really in what style do you want your totem pole? These two artists have wildly different styles between them. How, precisely, is the totem supposed to look?

Not at all 🙂

Okay.. that’s it. I’m tired of your trolling. You’re outta here punk, and if Turbo disagrees he can unban you himself.

Hah. Yes, do shop around. Tattoo mistakes are painfully permanent 😉

Your tattooist is so poor at his job, that I’ll very much believe he gets a lot of unhappy customers blaming him. This line of “you made your own decisions and it’s entirely your fault” is just something that he invented to feel better about himself and his lack of skills. Sounds to me like you swallowed it, too.

Yes, sunlight fades tattoos. It turns black into blue/green in a matter of a decade or two (which is by the way exactly what happens when you use these supposed “tattoo removal creams”) but it’s never going to go away completely.

And I don’t even know if UV ink reacts to lasers in the first place. UV ink is so very new on the market, and nobody…[Read more]

The image used as a stencil to transfer onto your body will obviously have to be drawn with a ruler and circles. Then you pick a position that seems comfortable and ‘normal’ to you, and have your artist put the stencil on you in that position. After that you look at yourself in the mirror and flex and bend and whatnot to see how it transforms with…[Read more]

Sorry, no. Nothing truly works except lasers or belt sanders. I won’t recommend the latter.

Perfect oval, perfect square, perfect line, perfect circle…. all of these are (generally) impossible.

Your muscles move so much that perhaps only one body position in a million will actually show a perfect circle.
For instance, if you put a circle on your upper back near the shoulder, every time you stretch your arms forwards those circles turn…[Read more]

Yes… we try to be honest here, but also not unnecessarily cruel 🙂

Well, if solid black, or very few colors are okay, I’d definitely say go for a small version… maybe 4-5 inches at the tallest, and do it in a place where you can easily hide it. There are three main reasons for that.
1.) Smaller tribal is better tribal. Less waste of ‘canvas’…[Read more]