Just how much pot did you smoke, exactly?

Welcome to the forums.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

*is floored*

Holy fuck crackers.

I want to lick it more than ever.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

*points up at closetfreak for truth*

On the bright side, her cuntitude has prevented you from getting a bad 90’s, Red Hot Chili Pepper inspired tattoo that’d be hard to cover up.

Though if you want my opinion, and even if ya don’t, it sounds to me like you’re making excuses. Yes, your wife should have some input on what you put on your body. I…[Read more]

Dude, your wife is a total cunt.

Just sayin.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Sherav;60559 wrote:
Hey KH run with the zombie koi would love to see it done and it would go sweet with your squid.

I found this link for a number of zombie pin-ups (some are repeats but some good images in there).

http://photobucket.com/images/zombie%20pinup/?page=1

Take Care
Matthew

YAY! Now all I need is tattoo money to get my other…[Read more]

My first tattoo was a smilie face, surrounded by tribals, with the text “I Feel Pretty”.

Because it’s funny, dammit.

Your first tattoo my man is almost exactly like your first fuck. Some people want it to be special, to mean something, others just want to get it done and over with to kill the suspense, and others just fucking thank god it’s…[Read more]

ArniVidar;60517 wrote:
As a tattooist I’d imagine that’s the kind of experience that can either totally save or completely ruin a work week 🙂

I know it ruined MY week. She started feeling shaky, and yelled through the wall for me to go get her a Subway sandwhich and a bottle of water. No biggie, Lambadi City shared a wall with a Subway, so it…[Read more]

PsychoticInk;60501 wrote:
I have done the inner vagina tatts it has the same exact feel as the inner lip on your face… Of coarse it does look different but from the tattooing veiw its the same.

Really? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, but I’ve never heard of anyone getting the inside of them tattooed but her. I know it was a first for my…[Read more]

Outlaw;60499 wrote:
dammmmmmit KH….. you had to push beyond them sacred boundries …. you mentioned the words “zombie pinup girl” and now im thinking of drawing one up for my next ink fix lol..

God damn it, now EVERYONE is gonna get it! See KH, this is why you’re supposed to keep your tattoo ideas for yor own body to yourself. Three people…[Read more]

Sherav;60485 wrote:
I know what you mean I promised my wife that my first tattoo would be my last now I am finishing up a backpiece and already had thoughts on a chestpiece.

Even when you get told by Dr’s that you are risking your health and your wife threatens to divorce you still think yes but what next…

Also crack addiction is quite easy…[Read more]

Blue1;60440 wrote:
VERY true and exactly where I’m stuck.

Ditto. I’m getting to the point where I’m seriously considering sucking some cock for tattoo money.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

No, he meant thank you for volenteering…..I kinda forgot. ^.^;;

But now I remember, so I’m gonna get something up in the next 24hrs or so.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I believe it’s “Latin est fere ut adsuesco assuesco ut kanji in tattooing”. Oh, wait, that means Latin is almost as overused as Kanji in tattooing…roughly. Good advice Plato.

Though just so I’m not being a complete dick, telling you latin is played to death, I did try to find out if shy had a translation into Latin, and according to the…[Read more]

My first instinct is to suggest you get yourself a Shy Guy from Super Mario Brothers two. In my head, he’d be looking downwards with his nubs covering his eyes. Done with a good amount of shading and detail, it’d get your point across, be cute as a son of a bitch, and be just a plain badass tattoo.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I’d a said more like the Gieco Gecko and a panther got down and had a munchkin.

But no, that wouldn’t be hard to cover up as long as you chose a huge fucking design with bold colors. Try not to go with flash next time my man.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California, I wish they all could be California giiiiiiiirrrrrllls.

Because they’re easy. According to the Beach Boys.

And they’re never wrong.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

What do you think this is Butterfly, Mafia Wars?

….join the Triads, they have better loot drops.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

*nods*

The entire Super Family outside of Kon El Superboy, Krypto, Power Girl, and Sups himself can go fuck themselves.

I like the idea of Supergirl, but like the Hawkpeople, her/their backstory is so needlessly complex and self-contridicting that I just don’t have the patience. Cir-el is my favorite supergirl, but that’s only because I got a…[Read more]

Ooops, spoke too soon. Looks like Azreal *IS* back as a black lantern already. On the bright side, damn does he look badass. He’s hoping he sticks with this color scheme once this is over and he, the Martian Manhunter, and Aquaman all come back to life.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

According to Wikipedia, normal Superman’s got a black ring now too. So does Wonder Woman and Superboy.

Apparently Abattoir has one too, which is lame. He was a GRIM DARK 90’s supervillian made for Batman to fight in the vein of Mr. Zsasz, just without any of the character or attitude that makes Zsasz almost as scary as the Joker. Frankly, the…[Read more]