Whoa.

I’m impressed dude.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Kryptonite, as the forum’s resident dickhead, generally speaking its my job to be relentlessly dickish like that….of course, I usually think before I open my mouth.

Yellow doesn’t show up for shit on most skin colors. Any light color is going to look off through the pigment in your skin. Getting a pac-man the right shade of yellow isn’t going…[Read more]

JENerationX;78445 wrote:

Now THAT is bas ass.

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I’m a huge Mistfits fan, and I freaking love the fiend skull, and with that said, that is one seriously mediocre piece of ink. Hell, it borders on bad. If I wasn’t so into the imagery, I’d probably tell you that’s a coverup in the making.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Drunken fat kid orgy.

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Run! RUN! Before you get sucked into this whirling maelstrom of insanity!

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Bad ass man. Wear it proud.

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My artist freehands on me about half the time I get ink. ‘Course it’s not on my back, I’ve known the guy for seven years, and I bring him a metric fuckton of buissness.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Reason #356 that we don’t go to scratchers. On the other hand, shit is that funny.

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That depends on how fat you get Ruby. I’m a 330 pound man, and let me tell you, if I had a tramp stamp, it’s be framed by back fat.

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Pull your skirts up, reach down, and see if you can find your balls?

Seriously, if we take you at your word, then she’s being a passive aggressive, emotionally manipulative cunt. Now, the fact you’re here whining about it behind her back indicates to me you’re probably much the same, so here’s what you do:

In a calm, level voice tell her the…[Read more]

Honestly my man, there’s too many variables for me to answer that. However, if you’re planning on ballooning up for a hot dog eating contest, I’d suggest you’d stick with the less stretchy areas that I mentioned.

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Get a semi-nude man, but have him drawn and posed like a classic pin-up girl.

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The only way your ink would stretch and distort is if you went through MAJOR changes, like dropping or gaining 100 pounds. You ought to be fine.

Areas with alot of fat tend to be the hardest hit though. Stomach, lower chest where man titties form, your ass, ect. Arms, head, shoulders, legs, shoulder blades you ought to be cool.

Also, your dick…[Read more]

1) While it’s not a necessity, you view your tattoo through the window of your skin. When you skin gets dry, it gets white and flakey, which makes your tattoos appear dull. Personally, I lotion the ever living shit out of my tattooed skin on a daily basis to help keep them looking sharp.

2) That’s a personal choice. If you skin gets tanned, your…[Read more]

That is flash. Flash art is for drunken coeds, rednecks with the IQ of mayonnaise, and other worthless, creativity devoid, pieces of human trash who make the rest of us with ink look bad.

So it might actually be appropriate for you.

Show some pride, take that flash to a reputable tattoo artist and have him draw you up an original piece based on…[Read more]

Swallows mean alot of different things, depending on the culture. In many places they represent good luck and a safe passage home as a swallow was one of the first things a returning sailor wood see on the way to land. I’ve heard in the UK that swallows on a street fighter means he has quick hands. In prisons, swallows are often a symbol of white…[Read more]

vizzielover;78075 wrote:
KH, you say the nicest things, you must be such a sweetheart in the real world!

Don’t tell anyone, ok? I gots an image to maintain.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Oh, you better believe there will be pics. Though I doubt I’m going to be able to get this going until the end of next month. I can’t freaking wait!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Somewhere where your inevitable coverup will be easy to place.

Love. Peace. Metallica.