DUH! All of us have this:

All your friends will know how bad ass you are with that. You really wont give a fuck.

Finish the body and get an epic UFO in the background. Highlight the UFO in lime green, shooting stars in the background, and an astronaut in the background.

WardyInk;92037 wrote:
Kat Von D is gorgeous though Dave.

She looks like the type of hooker who would stand outside of a trailer park with a baby in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Her and Jesse James make a classy couple.

Google Chrome translates: Guys who talk the professionals in the forum;

buttwheat;91824 wrote:
Who is the dumb ass now??? Dumb ass!!

That’s not funny… Where did you get that picture of me and how long have you had it?

richschultz;91704 wrote:
Thanks; can i ask for my free touch up even if there are no “problems”? I have a year to use it. What exactly happens in a touch up?

A touch up is just that: A touch up. They go back over lines making sure they’re straight (enough) and go back over the darkened areas to make sure they’re going to stay dark for years to come.

richschultz;91693 wrote:
Imperial,

Thanks so much. Really sets my mind at ease!! In 6 weeks or so, MAYBE, I’ll go back and have him re-darken where it’s looking whiter. Of course, by then, everything may even out. I’m SO proud of my new ink. By the way, it’s the Mensa Logo. Cool, huh?

It’ll look a lot better in the long run if you use…[Read more]

2 pounds, dumbass!

:p

That face needs a lot of work. Luckily, it looks like it can be saved.

Beautiful tat. The only complaint I have is the names coming off the banners. They’ll get lost in the color.

I want a well done koi some day. I’m envious. That one is really nice.

Looks like I found my next tat artist. Next question: Is it normal to want a color artist for a primarily black and gray piece?

buttwheat;91537 wrote:
Good shit I do like the way he uses his colors. If I lived in Florida I would look up Frank La Natra https://www.facebook.com/lanatra

Is it a law that good tattoo artists have to live incredibly far away?

Sherav;91461 wrote:
To be fair in my city of Leeds North England hardly see any Ed Hardy gear at all.

The sweaty scrotes that infest my city all tend to have the burberry (upper end) or Fila (peasant class end) tracksuits and caps. You just look into their souless beady eyes and that sweaty, bum fluff covered, top lip rembling over the yellow…[Read more]

That font is horrible and a text tattoo will be very plain.

That looks like shit. The nautical star disappears in the shading, there’s way too much black, I really don’t understand why you’d get a “below the influence” tattoo, it has no flow, and there’s a thousand other problems.

Had a guy at RaceTrac (gas station) a while back tell me that I was an idiot for paying $80 for my Punisher skull… His “boy” does tattoos at his house, and I could’ve gotten a whole sleeve for $20 with lots of skulls… He also told me my Atomic POS tattoo was “well done.” It was humorous to me.

NickPrender;91169 wrote:
What exactly do you mean? The tattoo was bleeding out a but which can absolutely make the yellow look off.

It’s not the color, and it’s not the lines… I think it’s more the placement of the “eyebrows.” The rest of the tat looks fine (to me), but the eyes really bother me.

I like it, but something about the eyes bothers me.