So I’ve been jerking to a picture of your fiance’ and not of you?

Wow.

Now I feel kinda skeevy.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Once the gentleman informed me he was a master of the ancient art of floral arrangement, Miss Jubakuba, I became convinced there is little that Lord Matthew Hull is not an expert in. He is a true gentlemen’s gentleman, well versed in literature, the arts, and the noble pursuit of fisticuffs.

On the subject of the tattoo, it kinda looks like the…[Read more]

A giant middle finger framed by the phrase “Fuck you, junkie whore”.

Alternately, you could have a scene of a large male lion sitting on a rock outcropping overlooking the savannah, a la lion king. Laying at his feet could be two young cubs, perhaps with one of his paws resting protectively on one of them. The sun could be rising in the…[Read more]

….and you didn’t headbutt him because…..?

Oh, because kicking him in his pride like that hurts more, right. Gotcha.

Either way, I think you handled the situation well, and in a way that was stronger and more mature than that little boy would have.

Also, flower arranging? Really? No value judgement here, it’s art and therefore awesome, it’s…[Read more]

A) Yeah, you’re good man. You get a sleeve, won’t no one ever seen those skin imperfections ever again.

B) Christ you got some chicken arms. You seriously need to consider taking up weight lifting.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Yeah, go to the scratcher, get Hep C, die a painful death twenty years from now, and STILL have to pay to get the shitty tattoo covered up. Good plan.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

The image that pops into my head is a battered, shirtless dude sitting on a stoop, smoking a cigarette. Maybe he’s looking cockeyed at the view, a half smile on his face. In his left hand is gripped a tattered black robe. Leaning up diagonally against the stoop is a broken bladed scythe.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

That’s the lead singer from Against Me. It’s the album cover to their excellent “Reinventing Axle Rose” album.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Slappy13;61326 wrote:
Well considering that Alexsander Emilianenko was sentenced to 5 years in a Russian prison and spent 3 and a half there he got many tattoos there. How many Russian prison tattoos are worthy of tattoo convention awards? Despite the artistic quality or lack thereof they have a deeper meaning like the stars on his knees, the…[Read more]

It’s quite obviously a cock riding a skateboard smoking a bong.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Heh, it’s what happens when you got to NYC with a professional photographer. Dude took fifty-three bizillion pics of me without my knowledge. Now if I could only get the one back he took of me laying naked on the floor so drunk out of my mind I didn’t even know where the fuck I was…..also done in a tasteful black and white.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Yeah, I’m sexy.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Sherav wanted to get a zombie koi but he doesn’t actually have it. I asked him if I could gank the idea, and he done did encourage me to do so. If he had it, I couldn’t get it because I don’t copy other people’s ink. And yeah, it IS gonna be killer, and dammit I wish I had the money NOW.

Unique verbal skills? Why do I feel like you’re saying I’m…[Read more]

Sherav;61000 wrote:
That disturbed me on so many levels KH..

😀

Matt

That’s because I’m so cuddly, you couldn’t help but imagining yourself on that bear skin rug with me, and now it’s making you question yourself. Don’t worry–I’m just so fluffy that no one can resist the bearskin.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Is it me, or is cancer like a really freaking ominous sign Butterfly?

And Blue, that’s okay, a few good natured murder attempts only adds a little spice to a relationship. I am so not kidding when I say that if you’ve never contemplated murder at least once, you’ve never been in love. The proof of love is that you reject those considerations no…[Read more]

Dude, my artist about pissed himself when I suggested a zombie squid. The concept really just got him for some reason and he had a blast with it. Everyone except my mother loves it. She just dies a little inside every time someone mentions it.

So for what’s next, you can’t tell in the pics, but the back half of that arm is completely bare. In…[Read more]

Benjaminho;61023 wrote:
the feel pretty tattoo is badass – i might completely copy it some day, and i too, love metalocalypse.

Everyone says that, but no one ever actually mans up and gets “I feel pretty” on ’em but me. On the other hand, Peachiepoo from these forums says she’s planning to get a near copy of it, just girliefied, so we’ll…[Read more]

If you’d like to use them, knock yourself out Matt man. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy you like’em that much.

The Butterfly wrote:
those pics are high res ??

anyways i already seen them when i was being nosey on facebook

Hey now, I said HIGHER Rez, not high rez. Compared to my old pics these are wonderful! Though o n their own….yeah.…[Read more]

tashaxxx;60976 wrote:
hey!!..:Dim new 2 dis!!…so hopn 2 c sum really kul tattoos!!…:p

Why do I feel like the next words out of your mouth are going to be *censored*?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Tribals are like spinach. Delicious as a side dish, but if that’s all you got, it’s kinda bleh. Straight tribals come out as boring and out of place for all the reasons Lord Hull and Butterfly listed, but, if you ask me, their best served purpose is to emphasize another design. They can add movement and drama to a piece if used properly.

Like…[Read more]