My first tattoo was done by a old man who was like 90% covered in a garage whilst smoking and not wearing any gloves. It’s terrible but i love it at the same time.

@Sam-I-Am 129556 wrote:

I really cannot comment on your comment because here we use the antiquated English measuring system. Not the metric system like progressive countries.

take a picture ill measure it for you honest.

In all honesty though a lot of people have measured the penis when it’s been erect and mine was 3cm bigger than a pint glass.…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 129547 wrote:

About a foot if you measure it with my dick.

It’s often the people who claim they have big dicks that turn out to have a little maggot 😉

how long is a piece of string?

Different tattoo artists charge different prices. Ask the artist who you want to do the work.

@buttwheat 129394 wrote:

Wow what did I miss? Some guy post his tattoo and took offense when a half retarded Wardy didn’t like it?

You going to bark all day little doggy? or are you going to bite.

It’s a overall bad tattoo..

Welcome back, we had a funeral we thought you got run over by a moped.

Nice find, enjoyed watching it.

seems like their own fault, why let him leave the shop without paying. haha

Agree’d that thread would of died ages ago if it wasn’t for this guy.

Nice solid work he’s got, i like them all.

Doesn’t look very well done if im being honest, hopefully it will crisp up a bit when its fully healed.

@buttwheat 129067 wrote:

Any update on this Wardy?

yeah it’s brilliant mate works a treat.

I don’t really like it, as long as your happy with it though.

Every tattoo has a meaning, whether or not it’s a meaning that’s personal to you is another thing.

I also can’t find it in many places.

The question is why would you want a UV tattoo, I have a few friends who have them. They are shit.

Yep, look’s like the person who was tattooing you has gone in to deep.

I don’t like it, the head look’s off and the body isn’t very impressive either.

Why do people use the word “sick” im sure “sick” usually means when you are feeling unwell.