@GrayCatLove 133193 wrote:

This guy is a bodybuilder who said it to me, and I’m pretty much lean mass.

The problem with (many) bodybuilders is their sanctimonious smug holier-than-thou attitude. “Because I do roids I am better, more attractive and obviously far more important than your scrawny/fat ass.”

@GrayCatLove 133277 wrote:

Everyone who wrote in this thread is a big meanie.

Especially Sam.

And especially that GCL bitch. You mods need to get this crap under control.

I actually had to read back twice to see who “GCL” was.

*facepalm*

I think it’s just my age…

@GrayCatLove 133090 wrote:

I have almost decided to give my artist complete control to do something beautiful and delicate there. Good or bad idea?

For my last tattoo (last Saturday) when I booked the appointment my artist never even asked what I wanted or for reference material. He had already tattooed me and when he finished the first one he…[Read more]

@GrayCatLove 133280 wrote:

Really? The foot wasn’t bad?

Only the top midway between the ankle and the front of my foot. (the bone under the inside of the manhole cover.

@GrayCatLove 133279 wrote:

I get bloody feces.

I spent almost 10 years working in a hospital. Some of those were as a plumber.
Answering a call for a stopped up toilet, I found shit piled up to the RIM. I used my auger to get down through it to open the toilet. It was a bastard of a job.

As I cleaned things up, I remarked to the patient. “As…[Read more]

@GrayCatLove 133277 wrote:

Everyone who wrote in this thread is a big meanie.

Especially Sam.

And especially that GCL bitch. You mods need to get this crap under control.

I resemble that remark!

@GrayCatLove 133224 wrote:

Hey. little girl. 😉

Totally read that in the Herbert voice from family guy.
haha great ^_^

@GrayCatLove 133235 wrote:

I always bring Dunkin Donuts. One reason I hate to switch artists: If I am happy, I am a creature of habit.

Today I took skewers of shrimp, beef tenderloin, and wild goose. Enough for Anthony and his family.

@GrayCatLove 133227 wrote:

(Man. I wish I was a slut. I’d have more fun.)

Sometimes just thinking slutty works.

@GrayCatLove 133157 wrote:

A tattoo of a tree in bloom on my back with a little cat the color of mine inspired by the Soviet cartoon “The Cat and the Tree.”

I see a magnolia tree on your back!

@GrayCatLove 133161 wrote:

You’re also not a veterinarian. I’m sorry. We’ll have to put the cats down, Sam.

Sorry….. 🙁

@GrayCatLove 133155 wrote:

I also LOVE Sweet William and Cornflower.

Snap Dragons would be awesome! Anthony would probably have a dripping tongue hanging out of each one!

@GrayCatLove 133152 wrote:

Never make the “whale of a wife” joke.

I nearly murdered a man for telling me not to gain anymore weight today.

1) I won’t. Thanks!
2) A lady at work was taken back when a jerk at a local bar said: “Wow! You’re real nice looking for a big girl”

@GrayCatLove 132972 wrote:

Oh, so you’ll hook Arni up with an Amish ho, but I get nothing? I see how it is.

Hooking Arni up is simply a friendly gesture. Other situations require a more personalized approach.

@GrayCatLove 132914 wrote:

If you put on a shirt every time you go outdoors, aren’t you really letting the cancer win?

A week at Rehoboth Beach was fine due to using Parrot Head HPF 50 spray on sunscreen. It’s not greasy, it’s waterproof, and dries FAST! I got some color, but no sunburn.

I stayed in dark places (with music and refreshments)…[Read more]

@GrayCatLove 132960 wrote:

There’s nothing wrong with not knowing what to do. Most of us aren’t artists. I just had to recently confess my own stupidity to my own artist. Don’t feel bad.

I confessed my stupidity and all he said was relax, we’ve all known for some time.

@GrayCatLove 133057 wrote:

I was thinking since we are both crazy cat lovers, we could get a simple cat tattoo. She probably can’t sit through a long session, but it will be fun. Anyone else get matching tatts with family? We are both “outsiders” in the family and work in medicine.

My wife and I have whale tattoos.

@GrayCatLove 133010 wrote:

Anyone wanna take bets for what my next tattoo is gonna be? 😉

I can’t get my mind off your thigh tattoo idea.

Anthuriums would work depending on where they were pointed.

@GrayCatLove 133102 wrote:

I feel like people say that because I look like Gaga just a little.

I don’t know of the daisy/Gaga correlation I just like daisies

@GrayCatLove 133103 wrote:

The suspense is killing me. Would it be inappropriate to text him and ask what he has and what it looks like?

Yes lol

Patience my young padawan!