@buttwheat 133671 wrote:

Fuck I hope I never have to do that. That is the kind of shit that could ruin someone like me

New way: Co worker, let us review the procedure for coupling cars. Always stop short of coupling, the proceed to couple up.
Old way: What the fuck are you trying to do? Knock me of the fucking seat you jack ass? Slow the hell…[Read more]

@poxphobia 133665 wrote:

Here is the thing; Yes, a lot of people have finger/knuckle tattoos. Knuckle tattoos don’t necessarily need too much touch ups, finger tattoos do. Most knuckle and ankle tattoos can stand for years and years. Totally depends.
And; A lot of people have stopped doing finger tattoos. Rihanna and those damn mustache tattoos…

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@buttwheat 133625 wrote:

Nice. When I saw him he traveled with a posse I wonder if all those dudes go with him overseas.

Josh Duffy was there and Tydollar.

@buttwheat 133585 wrote:

Close “Hi friend what’s happening?”

Welcome to the forum sir.

Ahh, not too far off then!

Thank you kindly! 😀

@peterpoose 133579 wrote:

Welcome mate, I am also from London.

Post some pics 🙂

Thank you, I recognise your name from browsing another forum, very envious of your Dmitriy Samohin sleeve!

I don’t have too many pictures… but I’ve just added an album of the start of my dotd tattoo. Artist took the pictures straight after the 1st session so they…[Read more]

@buttwheat 133501 wrote:

I always find it funny at the gym / health club how people will sit and wait for a parking spot up close, just silly

I like the dolts riding the damn escalator!

Why is it that all these things come in packs of twelve? If I want to taste me some Ding Dongs, some Yodels, some Sweet Rolls and some Dreamies… I’ll have eaten 48 pieces of crap and will probably clog up and burst open and die in 3 hours 😀

@buttwheat 133502 wrote:

@Sam-I-Am 133500 wrote:

My little slice of railroad territory I dispatch contains the Hershey Chocolate Factory and Reese’s Candy factory.

I’ve never much liked any of their candies and chocolates. Last time I was there I was supposed to go see the factory but it kinda drowned… along with the rest of the east coast.

So I just went and got me…[Read more]

@buttwheat 133468 wrote:

You say clitoris demon and I think of Mr pussy monster

Ironically, I don’t want this man anywhere near my body, and am suddenly considering, “Maybe I AM a lesbian.”

@buttwheat 133465 wrote:

I just tried and I could start a new thread

Well, you get off your butt and do it, hot stuff. :p

@buttwheat 118100 wrote:

To the OP this is done very poorly. Do not go back to the same tattooist no matter if it is free. Find a much better tattooist and have them fix it.

Just wanted to update this story. I ended up going back to the same shop to get it redone (by a different guy). The guy who did it was no longer working there and…[Read more]

@buttwheat 133433 wrote:

Wow are those real?

I bought her those about 5 years ago,but trust me,when my hands are grabbing them,my eyes are looking at them,or my face is between them,they sure feel real to me !

@buttwheat 133433 wrote:

Wow are those real?

Let me tell ya, I already had a lift, and when I have babies, I’m getting another lift and implants. Nothing wrong with a nice-looking woman wanting to keep herself up.

@buttwheat 133387 wrote:

wut u fuking sayn

Stop it, Wardy.

@buttwheat 133294 wrote:

On one of my shins it was almost unbearable but then on the other shin wasn’t bad at all.

Other people have said this. I guess I picked the good one first.

@buttwheat 133096 wrote:

Daises would be nice

I feel like people say that because I look like Gaga just a little.

@buttwheat 133072 wrote:

Pics or it didn’t happen 🙂

No can do on my face. You wanna see my face, you can do that in person. (If Jerry will hang with me, I would love to see him in a week.)

@BertNaked 133084 wrote:

We are also experts you know…

In what?

@buttwheat 133015 wrote:

A monkey wearing a fez ridding a unicycle juggling chainsaws while wearing a tutu

It does capture my spirit.

He texted me at midnight. GD artists.

@buttwheat 132896 wrote:

I know what your saying Dan it was way to hot here today maybe 75 today

@buttwheat 132896 wrote:

I know what your saying.

Hey buttplug! You’re British side is showing. (I hope Wardy doesn’t see it)