@Sam-I-Am 133344 wrote:

I cringe at the spelling and grammar of the “texting” generation. Give me good solid artistic sarcasm and profanity. (The backbone of the railroad industry)

Amen, brother. I am not writing “you” as “u” with a gun to my fuckin’ head.

@Sam-I-Am 133345 wrote:

If your skin is sensitive, I’d leave out profanity.

If I were to get any text, I would probably research some of the 1970’s rock music albums for ideas.

The massage sounds good tattoo or not. (and a pedicure too!)

Oh, I don’t think he’ll put any Thai text on it. Just the tiger. He speaks Mandarin very well, but I don’t…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 133274 wrote:

Oddly enough, I’ve had the “conversation” with the artist I use regularly. He would need somebody else to keep the skin stretched while he does the tattoo. I haven’t selected artwork yet. Anybody here have any suggestions?

At the convention one of the competitions were for “most unusual”. One of the entries was a…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 133281 wrote:

I resemble that remark!

Someone had to say it. I couldn’t bear it any longer!!!1

@Sam-I-Am 133240 wrote:

Today I took skewers of shrimp, beef tenderloin, and wild goose. Enough for Anthony and his family.

I’m in the wrong profession. I get bloody feces. He gets meat. How is this fair?

I’m getting nervous about the tattoo. I really need the day to relax. The new job is really getting to me. I’m under a lot of pressure at…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 133147 wrote:

Enjoy yourself! Have a “Longboard” me!

For me! (oops)

@Sam-I-Am 133156 wrote:

I’m not a tattoo artist, but they may be able to be saved. Get a great tattoo ARTIST though. Don’t go back to the amateur that did those.

You’re also not a veterinarian. I’m sorry. We’ll have to put the cats down, Sam.

@poxphobia 133128 wrote:

You sent him a nude. He’s a man. You’re not annoying. Very simple facts of life :p
And usually you only pay deposit for the first session, after that they know you and can hunt you down if you don’t show up.
Always amuses me when girls are like “oh, but he’s a pro, he doesn’t notice my boobs!” Oh yes they do. They do…

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@Sam-I-Am 133146 wrote:

My wife and I have whale tattoos.

Never make the “whale of a wife” joke.

I nearly murdered a man for telling me not to gain anymore weight today.

@Sam-I-Am 132811 wrote:

Great! I’ll do the same when I find myself in ICELAND!

(With enough notice I can fix you up with an Amish prostitute!)

Oh, so you’ll hook Arni up with an Amish ho, but I get nothing? I see how it is.

@Sam-I-Am 132889 wrote:

Looks good, but not my style.

When I hear mention of a gypsy woman I think of Cher! Has anybody ever seen a Cher tattoo?

A tattoo of Cher or a tattoo on Cher?

Because yes. I have seen a leather daddy with a tattoo of Cher, and I have seen Cher’s ass tattoo, although not in person.

@Sam-I-Am 132888 wrote:

I like hot weather, but only if I don’t have to work in it.

In the early 1980’s I worked for a company repairing slate roofs. That was fucking hot!

I hate hot weather. 🙁 roofing ? that’s crazy shit

@Sam-I-Am 132844 wrote:

I lived in Elizabeth for a spell.

I was in her for awhile too

@Sam-I-Am 132819 wrote:

Amish prostitutes are desired because they can service way more Mennonite.

* Groan *

@Sam-I-Am 132817 wrote:

Welcome to the forum!

All I can think of is “bookends” and that’s not it.

Thanks! Hmm it’s been bugging me because I really like the look of the tattoos and I’ve been trying to find ideas of what to get for my next one. I’ve tried searching it up, can’t seem to find anything though..

@Sam-I-Am 132811 wrote:

Great! I’ll do the same when I find myself in ICELAND!

LOL. The difference being that I’m actually in the Harrisburg area every couple of years or so 😉

I’m not entirely sure I’d like to learn how an Amish prostitute would be….. wouldn’t she just make me and 10 other clients build a barn and milk some cows, before…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 132696 wrote:

I live across the river from Harrisburg.

Cool, I might have to pop in for a visit the next time I’m out there 🙂

@Mistress_Of_Pain 132756 wrote:

Ah see, my fiance is an avid gun nut so as long as I’m with him I don’t think I’ll have any problem. Only shot 5 rounds out of a Glock 19 model .9mm but I’d like to get into it a little bit more

Hey cool! I think the Glock 19 is one of the most versatile handguns ever made. Guns can be a lot of fun, just remember…[Read more]

@Sam-I-Am 132686 wrote:

I got rid of my firearms after accidentally shooting (not seriously) my son.

That’s no good and here to think I just shot my first firearm over the weekend

@Sam-I-Am 132684 wrote:

Five O’clock shadow on your ass? Now I’m all freaked out!

Not on my ass, but on my legs and pubis, yep, to keep it smooth, I have to shave daily. It bugs me with the tattoo to see hair in it.

And the face seems less prone to folliculitis than other areas, thankfully.