@Sam-I-Am 136469 wrote:

Do you get many tips?

Sam, remind me in person to tell you Plastibell horror stories. It actually made me rabidly anti-circumcision. :p No one cuts off any tips with those things, but it basically slowly rips the foreskin off over time.

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@Sam-I-Am 136469 wrote:

Do you get many tips?

Lets hope not

@Sam-I-Am 136423 wrote:

Elvis is dead.

It’s gonna be Weekend at Bernie’s style.

@Sam-I-Am 136368 wrote:

Obviously, her train derailed.

It looked like to me that she stepped on her hem – but whatever happened could have been mitigated by a handrail or someone’s arm. Long skirts/dresses and stairs aren’t a good mix…

@Sam-I-Am 136381 wrote:

My battery wears jumpers.

Hopefully not often!

@Sam-I-Am 136319 wrote:

I don’t care for traditional.

Hey man, I thought you were cool!

@Sam-I-Am 136163 wrote:

Things like that come in THREES! You’re next!

My ass is ALWAYS on the chopping block. You assume that scares me. :p

@Sam-I-Am 136241 wrote:

The worst pain I’ve had so far was the BACK of my knee. That hurt like fuck.

I havent had that done yet and if its worse than this then fuck knows lol

@Sam-I-Am 136235 wrote:

Awesome work! I have knee, and elbow, work in my future. Perhaps I should hire an anesthetist?

I found this much more painful than my elbow, I couldn’t wait for it to end to be honest lol

@Sam-I-Am 136187 wrote:

That’s cool that you’re letting him work on you to a point.

I have a couple of pieces done by an apprentice. Since I got involved in this forum I’ve stopped though.

My skin is mine for all the rest of my life, and the people that will dissect me once I’m dead. (I can hear the medical students now. Man, this guy had some…

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@Sam-I-Am 136167 wrote:

Was this at your new place, or for gainful employment?

oh shit 🙁 you mean she was talking about working at her new living place ? ok, nevermind,I’m a tard.

@Sam-I-Am 136045 wrote:

Not yet, but he will when he gets some ink!

and a handlebar ‘stache

@Sam-I-Am 136001 wrote:

That must be why bartenders think I’m Jesus Christ. When I walk in I here: Jesus Christ, Are you here again!

There’s a joke among female health practitioners: You remember the ones who smell bad, of course, but what you really remember are the ones that actually smell good. (Hygiene has really declined over the past ten…[Read more]

@buttwheat 135969 wrote:

Sorry for my misunderstanding

I’m sorry for being nasty as a result of the misunderstanding.

@Sam-I-Am 135970 wrote:

I like my women like I like my coffee.

In a burlap bag over the back of a donkey.

Stay classy, Sam. 😉

@Sam-I-Am 129472 wrote:

I only have three or so martinis or “The Glenlevit” scotch/rocks. (steakhouse is less than 1/10 mile from the shop)

If I had three martinis/scotches, I’d probably puke between the car and the tattoo chair. That would help with pain, though.

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@Sam-I-Am 135906 wrote:

How long have you been tattooing?

Hi I’ve been tattooing for 3 years cheers

@Sam-I-Am 135855 wrote:

I usually hang out with people similar to the people here on this forum.

assholes????

@Sam-I-Am 135713 wrote:

However, when I questioned members here when I first joined the opinion was if you like it get it.
I have always been secure in my heterosexuality not to care what others think.

This. ^ ….

@Sam-I-Am 135580 wrote:

I had a quickie one hour session with Lindsay Wilson on 8-6-13. She put the hippy dude on the VW’s running board. That was the 74th hour.

I took in smoked beef sticks. That session brought my ink investment up to $3,955.00. (I’m a train dispatcher. We’re anal about…

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@Sam-I-Am 135687 wrote:

Not if they’re quality. And yours are quality.

@Call_me_Lola 135691 wrote:

(And Sam is correct, Amok, when it comes to tattoos quality counts more than quantity.)

I’m going for both quality AND quantity!

@Sam-I-Am 135694 wrote:

Here is the lobster. One more session for the fine details and shading.

By Anthony Zamora…

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