My reply is pretty much the same as Donna’s:

Chill and let it sit for about two weeks. That’s roughly the minimum time it’ll take to heal–it could take longer depending on your body and your age. Just make sure to lotion it no less than three times a day and try not to worry about it. It’ll look a helluva lot different once everything’s had time…[Read more]

peachiepoo;35884 wrote:
I LOVE YOU…WILL YOU HAVE MY BABIES???:p

Well, I do have these wide, child bearing hips…

Love. Peace. Metallica.

That’s right, I didn’t even consider the doctor’s fees, which range from $50-$150, depending on whether he needs to do lab work on that throat swab to see if you got throat herpes.

But, yes, to get meds cheaper, you have to have health insurance, and even then it depends on what kind of insurance plan you have. Many don’t cover prescriptions at…[Read more]

Shit, really? No, let me clear that one right the fuck up–that sooooooo ain’t me. It’s just a random pic someone emailed to me a couple months back.

As for my penis on the internet, my wife has TRIED to take pics of it to show her friends online.

Seriously, there IS a reason that crazy beautiful woman married me.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Well, there’s THAT crazy mother fucker.

Also, my sister got a tattoo that starts inside her vagina, and flows down her thighs.

My wife is half seriously talking about getting a portrait of Hitler on her vagina. I only wish I was making that up. She and my tattoo artist were talking about the craziest shit you could get done, and that was the…[Read more]

Well, give us some pics when you got’em man. I can’t wait!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

*shrugs*

Most artists will do that. Mine tattooed my sister’s entire vagina, and partly inside of it.

Also, there’s this:

His wife supposedly got her ho-hoo tattooed to look like a cave, but I couldn’t find a pic of that.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Amanda_B;35852 wrote:
I’m surprised that there isn’t more encouragement.

Well, here’s the thing dude chick:

However indirectly, and with the best intentions in the world, you basically told us we’re trashy. Hell, with my level of tattooing I must be a steaming pile of shit.

After slapping us in the face like that, I’m surprised the response…[Read more]

Dude there is nothing sexier than a woman with tattoos. Nothing. NOTHING.

No.

Thing.

Nice tits? Awesome.

Pretty smile? Killer.

Big ole ass? Totally cool.

Ink, especially in yummy parts? Oh my FREAKIN god.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Sherav;35797 wrote:
Hi KH

1. Mug tourists – hey it solves the money issue 😀

2. Central Park – Now this was what opened my eyes – that is one huge sprawl of a park worth checking out. (Free)

If Law & Order reruns have taught me nothing else, both of these tasks can be completed at once.

Quote:

7. The Gothic Cathedral, St. John the Divine,…[Read more]

Easy enough to say Izzy. But over the last few years, I’ve had to make the choice on several occasions whether to pay rent, have food on my table, or buy my wife’s insulin. This is not an exaggeration. Sometimes, when you’re broke, you have to screw over your long term health for short term survival.

Hell, the last time I got sick, I had to let…[Read more]

Thirded.

No, wait, I changed my mind. I’d kick my OWN ass if I got any of those except for the last. Especially the Triforce. CHRIST is that thing is as crooked as english man’s cock.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Get real Izzy. He’s not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. He’s just a garden variety drunk. You know, you really shouldn’t make unfounded accusations like that. It’s not nice.

Oh, and Markus, tats or GTFO! 😀

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Izzy’s right. You do come across across as yourself.

Unfortunetly, yourself happens to be a freaking idiot.

Dude, it’s ink on you foot. Unless you’re from Kentucky, I imagine you don’t go around barefoot all that often. Seriously, get a grip. No one will ever see it unless you take your shoes off and go “LOOK AT MY POORLY DONE…[Read more]

Well, it didn’t tickle, I can tell you that. It was a definite 6 on the tattoo ouchie meter. You’ll feel it, but it’s nothing to worry about. Now the wrist, on the other hand, Jesus titty-fucking Christ. Had my wife not been sitting there staring (see mocking) at me the whole time, I’d a god damn cried right there.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

As long as your ink doesn’t contain an arrow pointing down with the text “Insert Here”, you ought to be fine. From what I’ve been led to believe from my family and friends in the military, it’s one of the few places you’ll go where the tattooed individuals are nearly as numerous as the uninked.

There’s regulations, of course, the military’s…[Read more]

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. It makes me a racist bastard, but asian inspired tattoos look off to me on us white boys.

Still, it’s solid work my man.

Compositionally, I’d have the koi emerging from a pond with lotus flowers, and further down the arm having the blowing cherry blossoms, and maybe that sun you’re after.

Love. Peace.…[Read more]

watchfuleye;35778 wrote:

Okay, I have to admit–that was pretty damn funny.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Matthew, Izzy, I just want to hug the both of you. I’m sorry ya’all had to deal with that shit. Throughout my childhood, damaged lost children came through my home, staying for weeks, months, years. We’ve kept track of all of them. I could tell you where all of them are living and how they’re doing right this moment.

By and large, the answer is…[Read more]

Tat2dBaldDude;35786 wrote:
Great post, Sherav! Thank you very much. I understand what you posted, but I still don’t know if she has room to talk about the tattoo process

That’s because you’re a spoiled selfish brat who has no business being in a serious relationship, much less married. From your posts thus far, you rarely, if ever, consider…[Read more]