Not bad man.

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I’m kinda gonna have to go against the crowd here man. That thing is basically a half-assed tribal that’ll look a helluva lot better on paper than on you. Frankly, I’ve seen at least a dozen similar tattoos on people, and they universally look like crap, regardless of the artist.

But, hey, if you want a crappy jock tattoo, go for it man!

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Not that it matters, but the W’s didn’t appear until late in the X series, long after we found out for certain that Dr. Wily built Zero, the Zero Virus, and in some weird convoluted way, Sigma.

As for Skull Man, his actual sprite only had a single black dot on his forehead in Mega Man 4, and had an upside down triangle in his Wily Wars…[Read more]

ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER!

DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[/samuel l jackson]

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I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.

Tribals are like broccoli–great as a side dish, especially with red meat, but by themselves bland and uninspiring.

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First off, I freaking love Mega Man, and Skull Man was the single greatest concept for a Robot Master ever. Hell, his entire level was bone themed, and his bullet bills were skeletons!

Sadly, this won’t work for shit as a tattoo. White doesn’t show through your skin very well, if at all. If you get him tattooed, even assuming that your artist…[Read more]

Really? I did not know that. When did Christian babies go out of style?

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You forgot one:

The Matthew DIY technique! The Cheap and Sleazy Way

Step One
Hunt around the garage and find an old car battery. Give it a shake and make sure it is not dry. (If you are unable to find an old battery get your son to pinch a car and use that).

Step Two
Uncork the battery and using gloves tip around 1cm of battery acid into a…[Read more]

IT’S YUMMY!

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Copycat. :p

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A) Because tattoos are becoming more common, people are more likely to recognize they have a shitty piece, or get something they’d hate later, and laser removal is expensive as sin.

B) People are fucking idiots.

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Dude, it takes a serious fucking scar to mess your ink up. You’ll be fine.

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While Joker’s right, your boss should be able to give you a straight answer (and can be used to cover your ass if they give you the wrong answer), I think Matthew’s answer is better:

If they’re covered, they’ll never know.

As for what their problem is, well dude man, I gotta reverse that direction: what is your problem?

My friend, tattoos are…[Read more]

So, it’s not that you don’t trust her, it’s that you don’t trust anyone. Gotcha. 😀

On another note, it also pisses me off when people with terrible ink act like they know more than you do. It’s like…look at that. Your “koi” looks like a retarded badger, or maybe a drunken englishman. And you’re going to tell me about tattoos?

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Okay, I’m gonna be frank. Koi are the only imagery as overused as fairies, skulls, and butterflies, and are usually lame as all hell.

Usually.

In your case, that is one killer freakin piece of ink man. You choose one helluva good artist!

Also, has anyone ever told you you look like a serial killer in the face?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Dude man, your logic doesn’t hold water. By definition, trust implies that you’re willing to listen to someone because you trust their experience and knowledge gives them the correct information. Therefore, if you’re checking up on him, then you don’t trust what he said, and that equals you do not trust your artist.

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Go ahead and use my name if you like–it’s Matthew McDonald.

Hell, it’s not like it isn’t a common name. The SSN office says there’s three quarters of a million people in the USA with my exact name.

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I noticed you never answered the question:

What do Jews eat on Christmas day?

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That’s a whole lotta text. Got any imagery going with it?

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Let me put it this way:

Constructive criticism is for people you respect, and hope can improve.

These tattoos, dear sir, are an abomination before Nuggan. Regardless of who drew them, the fact that you did them as is shows that you, quite epically, suck. In fact, based on these tattoos, I think the world may actually be a slightly happier place…[Read more]