dj91;46120 wrote:
ok my friend got this tattoo and i want to know what it means.
and please be serious because last time ppl were being childish

Quote:
she waz drunk wen she got it an she juz hope it dnt say nuthn stupid
evn doe it probly mite..but i juz want sumbodi who may no wat it means so i can tell her

Childish you say? NO! With your…[Read more]

Plus, let’s face it, getting arm herpes and other bloodbornes sucks an English man.

Also, elbow hurts like a mother fucker. GOOD LUCK!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I come from the land down under, where the women roar, and the men thunder!

For the record, Vegemite is NOT a valid tattoo lotion.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

It’s a nice solid piece. Nothing special except in size.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

…..ya know what. Go ahead. Get it. If you want to look like a fucking doofus, be my guest.

On, the other hand, if you want to see a what a squid is SUPPOSED to look like, when done by a professional artist, check out my album. It should be…enlightening.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Sherav;45783 wrote:
Damn

I thought you were dead KH what the fuck will it cost me to keep you down??

Funny, my ex wife just said the same thing the other day. Perhaps if you two pooled resources?

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Also many of us (me for instance) wish a painful death on scratchers and kitchen magicians (like you).

No. Seriously. I hope you die. It’s people like you who make a mockery of tattooing and make the rest of us look bad.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Izarrasink;45653 wrote:
shocking:eek:

*packs car battery, Goggle Map directions to Chris Crinkle’a shop, jumper cables, and an anatomical chart of the testicles into the back of his car*

Not yet Izzy….but it’s gonna be right soon.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

After my expansive travels and travails in the heart of the darkest Orient, I feel confident in pronnouncing the meaning behind your tattoo is “I am a complete fucking moron. Pray the shimgami take me before I reproduce”.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

What the titty-fucking christ is THAT?

Seriously, I’ve seen some shitastic ink in my life, but buddy, you take the cake!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I only ever found clowns scary once. My friend Blunt had scored some killer acid, and not long after I dropped some my sister/his girlfriend suggested we go to King’s Island’s Fearfest, which is an amusement park down this way that opens like a dozen differently themed haunted houses every Halloween, and that year they had a psychedelic clown…[Read more]

spencersabum;43088 wrote:
yeah
#1
yes i am nearly 18
and i can speak how i please
i can write how i please
no matter what proper grammar says

And sound like an idiot, right. I mean, yes, technically you are capable of speaking in any manner that you like, but most people like to avoid sounding like flaming jackasses.

But, I guess you ain’t…[Read more]

While tattoos and peircings have become more and more acceptable in corporate America over the last decade (for example, my last office job was working for Macy’s in their credit card divinsion. As I never saw customers, I could wear whatever I choose and have whatever ink I wanted as long as neither was racist, sexist, or vulgar), many employers,…[Read more]

Well, first off, there’s these wonderful things call periods. They’re these little black “dots” we use to denote the end of a thought, or as we call it in adult world, a sentence. These “periods” are there to let us know it’s okay to take a breath and move on to your next thought.

Also, paragraph structure. It ain’t cool

to talk

like

this.

It…[Read more]

I knew it! I fucking KNEW IT!

Before I clicked it, I knew you were going to have that pic of Anthony Lowther with that fake ass tattoo! My wife has known that guy for years, and I forget how exactly he said it was applied to him, but it ain’t real, but it seems like every first timer who wants tribals comes up with it!

Okay, though, seriously,…[Read more]

While Matthew is right (seriously, when isn’t he?), I personally don’t think it’d look right as a tattoo period. It just wouldn’t translate well, and would look like one of those pieces where the artist had alot of ideas he wanted to get across, threw them at the page, but never quite managed to bring them together.

Actually, if that’s how it’d…[Read more]

What Matthew said. Seriously, there are people on these boards who would kill a baby to get apprenticed.

Well, an English baby, and I guess that’s hardly the same thing anyway.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Normally, I’d agree with you man, but, on the other hand if technic gave him the quote, dude probably just assumed he, being the quote haver, had the damned thing spelled right.

As for how to fix it…wow, that’s a toughie.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I call Darwin!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

scott.;42956 wrote:
says my dads name, timothy raymond…

Sort of like a “Made in China” sticker?

Love. Peace. Metallica.