*The inside of Wrenchy’s chest plate

Name: Gorlliax
Power: Being the shitiest piece of shit ever shat by some little shit. Also collapsed two days after the competition, nearly killing two pedestrians.

Name: Bounder
Power: Legs actually collapse into body for storage, making it the only functional bot presented. Also smallest robot…[Read more]

Name: Blue Waver
Power: Needs a hug.

Name: Huck Bot
Power: Fishing for your luv.

Name: Washer 3000
Powers: Tallest bot in town, able to go from dirty to clean in six seconds flat.

Name: Wrenchy the Toolbot
Power: Being so cut we don’t give a damn he’s a blatant togape ripoff

Day 6

The Contest

The Day of the Contest

Tuesday, February the 17th, 2009

The Exhibition Hall

The Robots

Name: Timmy!
Power: When you press his power button you turn him on.

Name: Shitbot
Power: Being completed from start to finish in the two hours preceding the contest.

Yes, yes it does like they’re ashamed. But, fuck, it happens man. While in most places, tattoos aren’t something to be commented on, there’s still pockets of country where if you have one, you’re seen as trash.

Example:

When me and my wife were looking to get married, she told me she wanted to get married out at her home church down in Kentucky.…[Read more]

I’M A GONNA NEED ME SOME KETCUP FOR THIS HERE SPAM!!

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Punk rock like Antiflag, The Casualties, Rancid, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, The Distillers, guys like that with a little Metallica and Deathklok worked in.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I’m with the crowd on this one man–that fucker ain’t going anywhere unless you get it removed entirely. I’m sorry man, but I think you may be stuck with it.

One comment, one question.

Comment:

Have you considered sleeving that arm out? From my own experience, while I liked the designs of the tattoos on my right arm, after they were done I…[Read more]

Okay, dude, I don’t say this often, but that is fucking wicked piece. Seriously that thing is killer, just simply made of win.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Plus, honestly, tattoos hurt. That’s half the point, a major part of what gives them their mystic. Without pain, it’s just a pretty picture on your skin, little different than henna.

It will hurt. But not as bad as everyone tells you it will. In my experience, those of us with tons of tattoos tend to make ink virgins cry when we describe how much…[Read more]

Well, shit, Matthew already told you pretty much everything you need to know already. Just scout out the shops in your area, look at their portfolios to make sure they don’t suck, and when you find a reputable artist, they can give you definate answers.

I will say that it’s not that unusual for someone to go whole hog with their first piece of…[Read more]

See, it’s because of shit like THAT that I told my wife “hell to the no” when she wanted me to get a prince albert.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

stspring;35140 wrote:
I AM TRYING TO FIND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS DESIGN I THINK IT GOES ALONG WITH TRADITIONAL TATTOO ART WORK. LET ME KNOW YOUR IDEAS OR OPINIONS THANKS.

GRAMMAR IS BAD! DIE GRAMMAR! I SHOUT EVERYTHING! MAKES IT MORE IMPORTANT!!

Jesus dude, it’s obnoxious to type all in caps. Please refrain from this in the future as it…[Read more]

I don’t have anything intelligent to add to this discussion, but I have to ask one question:

Peach is a chick?

I did not know that.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

God I hate that. I have a friend who went into tattoo the second he graduated high school, and some of his work is jaw dropping awesome, but most is complete and utter shit, and there’s no way to tell which way he’s gonna swing on that particular day.

Well, no way unless you’ve known him since childhood and can tell how much weed he’s smoked that…[Read more]

Kicking the shit out of the other robots in the contest, and then, well, I’m building armor for a super villain based off a tattoo on my arm. 😀

*facepalms*

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I’m sorry to say my man, but it isn’t just white. The darker you are, the less EVERY color shows up. Whites and yellows are just the worst. Just like Matthew, I’m so white that I glow in the dark, and I got me a tattoo with white teeth. Even with it out of the sun 99% of the time, the teeth are mostly flesh color.

On your skin, I wouldn’t even…[Read more]

Day 5:

We finished painting Timmy, glued on his name tag and joints, and added rust to the unrusted parts. We over came the problem of the 2×2 arms by putting in screws cross grained to pull the cracked wood together, dumping rivers of wood glue into the cracks, and allowing Jacob to pour such vile curses into Timmy’s ears that even I was…[Read more]

Well, first things first, I’d get the black on that one almost completely redone. Not tying to be a dick dude, but whoever did that black work did kind of a crappy job.

The shapes of your tattoo puts me in the mind of a shoddy celtic knot, something like this:

You might ask your artist (preferably not the jumped up scratcher who did your…[Read more]

Naw dude, I don’t take offense. I appreciate you thinking my ink is badass. The zombie on the left side, which is supposed to be my wife, does have longer hair, and her features are more delicate. I think the main problem is that while I’m a decently talented artist, I’m a shitty photographer. In r/l, no one’s ever mistaken the girl zombie for a…[Read more]