I did however have three or four people in the shops throw up the horns and say awesome shirt.

Dinner was a steak at a SoHo steakhouse. I had a whiskey sour with it, which is still within my wife’s standards for how much ole KH is allowed to drink before he’s in trouble.

But then Mark had the bright idea to hit up McSorely’s old ale house. It’s…[Read more]

So, KnightHawk in New York City.

It was one helluva ride. It took eighteen hours on a cramped, poorly ventilated bus to get there, and we barely checked in at the hotel before we blasted off to the Museum of Modern Art, the first leg of my, Jacob’s, and Mark’s WORLD’S LONGEST MUSEUM CRAWL tm. Oh, I could go on for hours about the art I saw,…[Read more]

Outlaw’s a professional, so we can take for granted what he says is true, but for me, I prefer doing the shaving myself. I don’t know you man, but if you’re a fucking yeti like me, the shaving can take for-fucking-ever, and if you’re going to a guy who charges $200 per, you can bet your asshole that he’s gonna charge you for prep.

So, for me, I…[Read more]

Oooohhhh. I get it now. You’re a moron. I’m sorry, I thought I was talking with an actual person.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

What. THE FUCK. Are you talking about, my tin foil behatted compadre?

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..seriously? Most Americans don’t know Alaska’s a state? I hope you’re kidding on that one, but after being exposed to how many of my countrymen and women are ignorant of just basic facts of existence I have a sinking feeling you ain’t.

Either way though, if she’s president, whether or not the rest of America knows it, she’s still your president…[Read more]

Chance666;36721 wrote:
Not everyone in Alaska likes Palin!! I was hoping McCain would have won so she would be out of Alaska!

Dude, that is the most brilliant statement I’ve heard all day. Palin’s bad for Alaska, so let’s move that bitch into higher office so she’s the whole country’s problem! It’s perfect!

I’m not condoning any particular…[Read more]

I can one up you.

My sister is a vegan fashion designer who works almost entirely pleather (fake leather made from plastic) once said at least a million times that the only time she’d work in real leather is if she could use human skin.

She then said that my tattooed torso would make an awesome leather jacket. So, when I was 21, I went to my…[Read more]

Yeah, but you also have Palin.

*shudder*

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Cincin-a-freaken-nati the best god damn city on the face of god’s green earth!

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Sherav;36624 wrote:
You know I always get lost on Americanisms if a dude is male is a female a dudette? 😉
Matthew

That’s really a matter of debate. Dudette was originally the proper form, but was recently deemed sexist and retired. Dude was then upgrade to a nuter term, but some mother fuckers haven’t got the message that I’m a dude, she’s a…[Read more]

I wish I had gone to art school right out of high school, instead of bowing to parental pressure and pursue a degree for a career I knew I’d hate. For that matter, it would have been cool if I’d had the inner strength at 15 to take art classes in HS rather than putting my pencils away for so many years.

Then there was all the booze, the weed, the…[Read more]

Damn, where are all these limeys coming from…?

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Just in case anyone care, I leave for NYC in the morning–I’ll be gone until Monday, and since I’m going straight into Finals week when I get back, I ain’t gonna be around for a while.

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Oh.

my.

FUCKING.

GAWD.

That is a seriously killer piece of ink!

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Where is this bad boy?

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Dude man, are you serious? There’s got to be millions of those things, not counting random meaningless scribbles that look like and are called tribals. What you’re asking for is pretty much impossible.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

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Hot.

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Dude….your ink sucks. We were just too nice to say it. So stop throwing a goddamn hissy because no one replied–would you prefer 10 posts telling you how god damn poorly done it is?

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Can’t say that surprises me…but would have respected me if I hadn’t tried?

….ok, probabbly.

Love. Peace. Metallica.