@Sam-I-Am 134060 wrote:

In the Harrisburg, PA area we have bars that open at 7:00 AM. There are many “C” trickers out there that get off work from 6 -7 AM.

See, I live in a dry county in the south. No bars. No place is even open to buy beer.

Doesn’t matter too much. When the shifts run 14-16 hours, I don’t do much other than run home, vacuum,…[Read more]

So the artist texts me about the tattoo a week ago. “Do you need measurements?”

“No.”

Then tonight, “How big did you want it to be?”

Sharpies and measuring tape time. My OBGYN is going to think I’m an idiot. I measured in a square area, but I told him I want to round it to make it more organic.

After this, I’m taking a little break from…[Read more]

Nicely describes my associations with someone.

@Sam-I-Am 134072 wrote:

As Red Skelton said while portraying the mean wittle kid: “She don’t know me vewerry well do she”

As I once told a guy I was seeing, “You know if you ruined my career, I’d make sure your life went down in flames.” 😉

A song that truly describes all APs.

@Sam-I-Am 134068 wrote:

Snow days? I don’t get paid holidays! I love Christmas, hate snow over 2″. For me the worst time is when it gets warm, but vegetation is still gray. Once things green up, I’m good to go.

We had a blizzard in the late 1970’s and the railroad picked you up. Then the bastards wouldn’t take you home!

1) That is awful.

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Reading’s for hags, wimps, and gays.

@poxphobia 134014 wrote:

Naaw, staph it! Haha, I’m sure you’re very cute. You should post a picture though. Could have it up for just a day or two.

Apparently me and Bert live in the same town, and I can’t remember seeing him even once. And it’s really not a big town :p Which is kind of weird, because I’m almost turning into this village freak…

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@Sam-I-Am 134061 wrote:

I hate Autumn! Not as much as winter, but fucking close!

I LOVE snow, Christmas, Hanukkah, and an excuse to use fireplaces, but beyond that, I’m with you.

You know we don’t even get off for snow days? An ambulance comes and gets us. 🙁

The tattoo admirer in me is impressed.

The girl in me is a little jealous.

I’m so friggin’ tired nothing makes sense. I don’t remember when I fell asleep or anything.

Also, I have two minor surgeries next week. Boy, do I know how to spend my days off.

Edit: This ulcer is killing me. Tried adding strawberries to my oatmeal for dinner, you know, for variety… PAIN! Basically surviving off low fat hormone free…[Read more]

In a legit shop regularly examined by a health inspector, only non-allergenic metals will be used, unlike malls and department stores.

Maples in the fall are impossibly lovely. I’m obsessed with the movement of the animals as they prepare for winter; I take a lot of walks with my cat: Possums, squirrels, deer, even foxes. You’re not limited to the simple oak leaf by any means.

I’ve always had an urge to get a little winter tattoo, being born in a blizzard and all.

@Sam-I-Am 134038 wrote:

I had a horrible day at work yesterday. A record number of us stopped at a local tavern after work.

I had three pints of a local I.P.A. and pretzels. The perfect attitude adjustment.

If only I could find a bar that serves at 8 AM (and tolerate alcohol better, one and done here if I can finish it).

Was yesterday National…[Read more]

We have been endlessly busy tonight. My legs hurt. My arms hurt. My back hurts. And now I gotta see some asshole at the ER with a runny nose. Just how I wanted to end my eighth day in a row.

Tomorrow, I go to the doctor. I admit, I make some of my bad patients look like angels. And I have a million things to do.

@poxphobia 134013 wrote:

I’m not on any other forums either… Haha
I like it here. I’m not the bitchiest one 😀

Yeah, I outbitch you by at least 35%. 🙂

@yodaddynukka 134017 wrote:

i was groping peter, not u 😎

I don’t want to kill your buzz, but everyone has done Peter. And I was being mean to BW. 😉

@poxphobia 133987 wrote:

This is exactly why I share my face.
this exhibitionists wants to be looked at! LOOK GOD DAMN IT! LOOK!

You have a cute little angel face. I’d share it, too. I also don’t want people bothering me at work, in town, or anywhere else going, “Hey, are you on that tattoo forum?”

No. Leave me be.

@yodaddynukka 133963 wrote:

group hug!!!! *gropes*

Don’t you fuckin’ touch me! D: EW!

@Amok 133968 wrote:

Yep you’re definitely always at least half naked

Peter is. But if he was a chick, we’d love him for it.

@buttwheat 133974 wrote:

I like this

Fuck I will have to try harder then

ill juz star riten lik dis den.

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