@Call_me_Lola 134820 wrote:

That’s exactly what I was thinking. And that clearly someone’s brother’s friend did that to them. Or someone tried to tattoo themself.

But if it is a serious question then the next best thing to laser would be SUN. Suntan that shit for a couple of summers and it will fade enough for a PROFESSIONAL tattoo artist to…

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@Sam-I-Am 134821 wrote:

What do you call a person who graduates medical school at the bottom of the class?
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True story: I know a guy who is so backwards and weird he will order a Big Mac, bring it to work, and pick off every sesame seed. 1) The things have no taste. 2) He’s never thought to just order a plain bun. I’ve seen…[Read more]

@Mistress_Of_Pain 134817 wrote:

I don’t care about what other men think, I just think about myself in terms of my weight really. My fiance doesn’t mind the little extra I have but there again we’ve been together almost 8 years so I know he looks past my flaws.

You ever heard of Marilyn Wann? She’s a fat activist and a really cool chick. Just has…[Read more]

One more night shift to bang out.

It always amazes me, although it’s a small number of people, those who automatically distrust NPs because they’re, well, not MDs. Really, it’s not even the MD thing… It’s not having “Dr.” in front of your name. And it’s usually the people who have minor problems: Headaches from smoking too many cigarettes,…[Read more]

I have this feeling we’re being trolled. Come on. This is too obvious.

Wow. My ex was right. I don’t care compared to other women. Too bad I’d rather die than apologize.

@Mistress_Of_Pain 134794 wrote:

Why water? Because that is all I drink. I rarely drink pop and very rarely do I even drink alcohol. Plus with pop and all of that other stuff I find myself running to the bathroom a lot more frequently than I do when I’m drinking water. Weird right?

Caffeine is a diuretic, so peeing more is bound to happen. I’m one…[Read more]

Coke makes more sense to me, or Gatorade. Two birds, one stone.

I am the world’s worst about cramming too much into a day. I scheduled a facial after my dental appointment. Between then I have to pick up cupcakes. Then there’s 30 minutes between the facial and tattoo. May have to reconsider if my nose is this sore. I literally tend to fill every…[Read more]

That’s a head scratcher.

Chest pieces are fun.

Challenging yourself is also cool. I think a lot of being okay with your body is exposure. I don’t mean sleeping with a lot of people. A lot of situations that call for nudity can embolden without leaving you feeling sexualized. I’m a big proponent of nudist camps and hot springs. You learn not to judge others while not…[Read more]

Tonight is calm… So far.

@Aero 134761 wrote:

Thanks everyone for the advise. How long should I wait before making a final judgement?

I am really surprised as the inker is quite famous – can blowouts also be caused by skin issues?

Like rosacea or leprosy? … Yes. Seriously, what kind of skin issue? And did you mention this to the tattoo artist?

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@Mistress_Of_Pain 134747 wrote:

Longest session for me was 3.5 hours. I think I could probably go for at least 4-5 at the most, depending on the area. Usually just do 3 hours whenever I go in. I’ve had no issues with healing even with the 3. hour session I did. We always take a few breaks in there and I always have some sort of snack with me as…

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@Sam-I-Am 134760 wrote:

I hope the next two nights go easy for you.

Me too. And now I have to put on makeup to hide the bruise. I don’t normally wear makeup at work. (If I’m off, I only go to the gym without it. Otherwise, it’s on.)

ETA: I can’t sleep here lately. This insomnia sucks.

@ezrider 134753 wrote:

ugh…that sucks. Sorry to hear that, had my nose broke twice, not fun at all.

Not sure about the nature of the person’s illness. All I know is it seemed to happen for no reason. And I still have two more nights of work. Ugh.

@Sam-I-Am 134744 wrote:

How did you break your nose?

Patient with cardiopulmonary symptoms turned out to be probably schizophrenic and decided to slam my head into the bed rail.

The wonderful nurse with me ran out of the room in terror. That’s some shady shade.

It’s bruised at the top of the bridge, lots of blood. It was a straight hit, at least.

I have this niece who looks like an underfed pig. That shit did not come from our side. That’s not to say we don’t have some ugly motherfuckers, but we don’t have anyone with that pushed up nose, no chin, beady eyed bullshit. And I should know because I total lot of the bad features from both sides.

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@jerryatrophy 134731 wrote:

I wouldn’t worry about it. He’s not heavy handed at all. But don’t expect to finish quick. My forearm was 7.5 hrs. And it wasn’t a very detailed picture.
I won’t say he’s slow but I can say he isn’t fast. And the atmosphere at black 13 is great. I was watching josh woods tattoo a macho man randy savage.

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Yep. My nose is definitely broken.

@gobeavers 134724 wrote:

I don’t know if you do Instagram, but you should! I got one just to follow tattoo artists I like, so it’s just a newsfeed of photos of tattoos.

Instagram is Twitter for people who can’t read.

I could probably get into that.