I got to watch my 2 year old daughter open her shitload of presents, and today is her birthday (it’s Boxing Day here now) so we’ll be doing it all over again.

As for myself, just a pair of socks and chocolate (don’t really eat chocolate). Our families have a no presents for adults rule but someone always breaks it.

Kentucky I think, or KY Jelly.

Kewl typewriter! And that lantern is awesome too.

@GrayCatLove 136742 wrote:

I drained an abscess the size of a human head at work yesterday. If it was a clean white fingernail, no prob.

The fingernail ended up in my mouth, but still doesn’t match your story. I bet it smelt horrible… Sometimes I go into treatment rooms and they still smell of lingering procedures.

@GrayCatLove 136735 wrote:

Pizza is ALWAYS good.

Absolutely exhausted. Six nights, all of which remain on night shift. At least I don’t have to be back at work for 22 hours. 😀

I once found a fingernail in my pizza, it was not good.

@Sam-I-Am 136675 wrote:

That reminds me of my grandfather’s job back in the 1930’s. He was a diesel fitter in a hosiery mill. When a woman was hard to size up, he would go through all the bins. When the correct size was found, he would exclaim: diesel fitter!

You sir, are the king of Dad Jokes.

Looks nice, congrats.

All of mine have itched. Should be fine, it means it’s healing.

I watched Regular Show the other day, that’s hilarious! Must watch more of it.

Welcome to the forum.

Welcome Derek.

Looks pretty solid.

@D3FiANC3 136497 wrote:

A responsible person wouldn’t race any dog as it’s animal cruelty, plain and simple.

I would even extend that to horse racing and birds in cages. I really hate caged birds but that’s just me.

Nice one, congrats!

@Call_me_Lola 136441 wrote:

The artist that I see locally has two nearly hairless dogs (chinese crested). They have spots on their skin and many people have assumed that she tattooed them on.

When my dog was getting her ID tattoo done I was going to ask them to tattoo the “GUCCI” symbol on her as well. When I saw the crappy lines of the ID…

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Still looks great if you ask me. Just looks older than it is, which makes it even more kickass.

Hey at least yours isn’t the one done by a nazi!

@Sam-I-Am 136423 wrote:

Elvis is dead.

It’s gonna be Weekend at Bernie’s style.

@buttwheat 136377 wrote:

Cool cat. Why do all the tattoo people have those hairless ones?

They’re easier to tattoo.

What the fuck is that?