@Sam-I-Am 133511 wrote:

Some day I’ll buy you a lobster dinner! (can I dip you in the melted butter?)

Buy me a lobster and you can dip me anyway you like.

And I’m gonna eat a cold hamburger. I don’t like you anymore. 🙁

I’d kill for a cheesesteak. I skipped dinner out of spite. Bad idea.

@ArniVidar 133494 wrote:

Sounds absolutely wonderful. I guess I need to taste that the next time I come on over! I’m a total chocoholic. 🙂

Animal and vegetative growth hormones. (Steroids)

If you trust me not to come over and murder you, I’ll mail you a box of good American treats if you tell me what you like.

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@NorCalDan 133436 wrote:

I bought her those about 5 years ago,but trust me,when my hands are grabbing them,my eyes are looking at them,or my face is between them,they sure feel real to me !

Anyone who passes judgment on a woman with implants, or a man married to such a woman, probably needs a lot of education about breast augmentation.

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I love your lobster, too. You know what I love even more? Someone buying me a lobster dinner. Why bother squeezing into a size 2 dress if I can’t get a decent 1500 kcal meal around this place?

@ArniVidar 133487 wrote:

Looks delish. What is it, apart from chocolate?

It’s called a Ding Dong. It has two round chocolate cakes with a layer of sweetened cream between, and then dipped in chocolate. Why do you think Americans are so fat? 😉

@buttwheat 133468 wrote:

You say clitoris demon and I think of Mr pussy monster

Ironically, I don’t want this man anywhere near my body, and am suddenly considering, “Maybe I AM a lesbian.”

There’s room for all opinions. I’m a Spivakian feminist all the way. But no one likes the issue beaten into the ground. Most of the people in this country live in the West, the free world. Opinions should be respected. And tearing someone down isn’t more acceptable because you’re a feminist instead of a traditionalist. That’s all I got to say.

Thank you. Ryan has an art show in Nashville, and in a year’s time, he’s really grown IMHO. He’ll be doing my next tattoo. I really want to cover up some inner thigh stretch marks from puberty with sweet williams and forget-me-nots. Not the most artistic thing on Earth, but just really an aesthetic thing.

Homemade? Looks good, but bad for my behind.

@buttwheat 133465 wrote:

I just tried and I could start a new thread

Well, you get off your butt and do it, hot stuff. :p

Sorry, BW. I’m a self-pic taker. Next time I see a trusted friend, I’ll have someone take a pic. For now, this is the best I can do. 🙁

Holy crap. I can’t write anything in the title section, either.

No one can make a new thread. We’re on lockdown. D:

Holy crap. I can’t write anything in the title section, either.

No one can make a new thread. We’re on lockdown. D:

I took this just for you, Sam.

Sammy, because I love you, I’m gonna take a tail picture. He has a nice tail. BRB.

Can I start you a new thread? Just tell me the hours.

You can also use a dental bib or what’s known as a “field.” They don’t have a bunch of fluff on them that will stick, and won’t rub the tattoo the wrong way. They also don’t trap bacteria like plastic wrap will, which is why frequent changes are a big deal with plastic wrap.

Well, I can’t wait for the approval. Here’s Georgie: