@barndog 134969 wrote:

The breasts look kinda out of proportion in the pic, but looking front on they are actually perfect, just the way my leg must be in pic

I was actually talking about eye placement. Where there should be a canthus of a right eye, there is not.

@Sam-I-Am 134978 wrote:

This is what I thought you were talking about.

My wife, Andrea, gets work done by the same artist I do but we’re rarely there at the same time.
Last time she was there, the discussion in the shop turned a little “off color”. The female piercer noted that there was a lady present. Anthony asked, “do you know who this is?…

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On my last day on my rotation, I finish up my dictations, submit them, then I drive to McDonald’s, order six Sausage McMuffins without cheese, and a large coffee with four Splenda for Dad. I take this by my parents’ since my dad is an unholy pain in the ass to convince to eat. (See where I get it from?)

@Mistress_Of_Pain 134965 wrote:

Who knows!

I had two on my tummy from the tumor and I have some on the hips. A lot of them are covered by tattoos. Once the ones on the inner thighs are covered, I plan on getting a wolf tattoo on the hip opposite the tiger. (Ryan’s used to my whinging. He’ll deal. He assures me he deals with worse every…[Read more]

@Mistress_Of_Pain 134966 wrote:

My fiance and I have been mistaken for siblings a few times, its terrible

That’s hilarious, though.

I started dating someone 18 years older and it’s got its own challenges. It’s funny because people make just such vastly incorrect assumptions. I’m not dating him for the money. He’s not dating me for my youth.…[Read more]

@Call_me_Lola 134967 wrote:

I guess that I have been pretty lucky because every artist that I have spoken to has always replied in a friendly and respectful manner. Even back when all my artwork was more likely to be covered. As they should since every person, tattooed already or not, is a potential client (and source of income to them).

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@poxphobia 134968 wrote:

I don’t think its usually meant to be rude 🙂 I’ve asked quite a few people if they actually had any tattoos from before, usually for a few reasons;
– They wanted to do LONG sessions, in which case I needed to know if they already knew they could handle it, or if they had no idea and just figured they were a badass.
– They…

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Warm Diet Dr. Pepper. It’s going to be Horizon chocolate milk in a minute.

I’ve been known to roll down my own thigh highs like that. My thighs need to BREATH, goddamnit.

Bright color distracts from the little bloopers.

For the record, it’s a bad sign if your tattoo artist goes, “Oops,” under his breath.

@Mistress_Of_Pain 134958 wrote:

I think stretch marks are a normality for many people (not all but many). I do have them on my inner thighs as well as on both of my sides near my tummy. Can’t think of seeing any new ones pop up recently, hate them either way

What’s wrong with these freaks who don’t get them?

@poxphobia 134891 wrote:

I have those too! Stretchmark on my inner thighs from when I was like.. 13-14?! Haven’t gotten a stretch mark since, and well.. I’ve grown! (in width, not in size. I haven’t grown an inch since I was 12)
Can’t imagine the pain of tattooing there.. ugh!

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I got a reply six days after from the assistant, Lauren. I think we speak different languages. (She somehow thought “biological woman” meant “copy tattoo exactly of a drag queen using photorealism. I have to work on my communication and not use medical speak when talking to people in other career paths. Apparently “softening features” is…[Read more]

I look like a teenage boy without mine. I go out on a date with a guy after work for breakfast and people are like, “That’s awful. Your son should really have a jacket!”

I remember “All the Small Things.”

I was mostly an art fag in school.

@Mistress_Of_Pain 134942 wrote:

I like this, suits you very well 🙂 You all know what I look like by now soo yea lol

Pfft, you’re a cutie, but I’m curious what you look like sans makeup!

There’s nothing more striking than light hair and dark eyes or dark hair and light eyes. Being striking has always saved me from having to bother having to be an actual beauty. :p

Pox, that’s too much loss for any person. 🙁

I have to leave around 1 PM or so to get Mom from the airport. I feel like no amount of rest can prepare me.

Some combination of all four of their Chinese zodiac signs might be cool.

That kitty wears jewelry!