I had my first one today. Oh my fucking god that was great. What else have I been to macho to do and have been missing out on?
I once put my thumb up my bum in the shower if you have ever tried that. I heard around 70% of men try it at least once. I must admit it wasn’t half bad.
I just speak the truth i don’t try to hide stuff haha 😀 A lot of people who say they haven’t tried it actually have. If not try it you never know.
Between you and Wardy, I’m not really sure what to say. I can’t say that I’ve tried either.
maybe Buttwheat can put his nice pedicured toe up Wardy’s bum.
haha! quality i actually spat my drink out reading haha!
A couple months ago, I actually had an infected prostate (from lifting heavy at the gym the doc thinks) and the doc wanted to check it out.
Doc: “I’m going to have check that prostate.”
Me: “I can’t.”
Doc: “Well you’re not going to do it, I am.”
Me: LOL “Funny, but no, seriously … I’ll probably die of prostate cancer before I have an exam.”
Doc: “Well, I guess you’re not gay then.”
On my way out he saw the tattoo on my arm and he says “I’d much rather get the prostate exam than sit through a tattoo.”