What does “knackered” mean? Please post pics!
uncovered is the only way boobies should be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think you should get a stick figure court jester juggling chainsaws on a unicycle the morphs into a giant smiling sperm whale that’s made up by lots of little pot leafs in an ocean of trees that are actually crucifixes with upside down clowns on them all in a fish bowl with a toddler that has the head of a kidney stone and the body of a narcoleptic overweight salamander who is holding a lightening bolt and a crown that says pimp babez.
About the size of a quarter should work. This would be so sexy.
About the size of a quarter should work. This would be so sexy.
I LOVE this idea.
The worst part of a really hot night is the thin layer of sweat that forms over my whole body- it actually prevents me from going to sleep. You wouldn’t think that what amounts to a spoonful of liquid could be so destructive- Which reminds me how much I hate football. I told the 7-eleven cashier today that he had to “help me Obi-Wan, you are my only hope” after he questioned my age to buy smokes. I don’t even smoke, but I bought them because I could. Part of all this is true but most of it is made up, just remember, there is no spoon and generally speaking I don’t go to 7-eleven because the sum of all the numbers is 9. Basically, if you took a Saddle backed Mauritius giant Tortoise, put a lounge chair on top of it and bought some carrots you could live the rest of your life giving rides to senile old people. The best part about that is that they wouldn’t remember that they were just on the ride- repeat business is the key to success! In closing, I would like to thank the Beatles, who ever invented those really tight shorts with word written across them, anyone with the middle name Florence, the hang nail on my left middle finger and Snapple for this award that I was not, nor will I ever, be given.
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