#85331
vizzielover
Participant
    @vizzielover
Gsouder;64955 wrote:
The word “member” dangling there under my name next to my avatar annoys me.

Could be worse, it could say “small” in front of it………….

#85333
Sherav
Participant
    @sherav

Vizzie now you are tempting me 😀


The only difference between a person with tattoos, and a person without is this. The person with tattoos does not care if you do not have any.
#85335
Gsouder
Participant
    @gsouder
Sherav;64977 wrote:
Vizzie now you are tempting me 😀

Just for clarification, he’s temping you with putting “small” in front of his member or he’s tempting you with his member?

*G-Don’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderatorDon’t fuck with a moderator

please don’t ban me*

#85349
Sherav
Participant
    @sherav

😀

Actually Vizzie is female and I was tempted to put small in front of your title for giggles.

No worries – the temptation passed.

Take Care
Matthew


The only difference between a person with tattoos, and a person without is this. The person with tattoos does not care if you do not have any.
#85384
Gsouder
Participant
    @gsouder

I’m glad it doesn’t say “small member” next to my name.

#85413
DizziDip
Participant
    @dizzidip

The lady in #11 has left the label on the sole of her shoes…

And i have a junior member under my name which i suppose is just as bad as a small member, although i’m a girl so i dont actually have a member, but at least a junior member can be given the chance to be a normal member (or someday a senior member) which i reckon in the scale of it is a better title than a small member…. 😉


my horns hold up my halo whilst my tail keeps me balanced
#85414
Blue1
Participant
    @blue1

Trying to sort and situate the 90 million things that I need to be doin & placing them in the right categories in my head. (its not working so I will more than likely be a lazy ass today)

My fuckin titt hurts

Needs to get laid. lmao

#85416
Sherav
Participant
    @sherav

I discovered that I have a psychotic hatred of cheeto chewing motherfuckers on the bus – especially when they spray my freshly ironed shirt with crumbs, laughing at some lame joke, and stinking of cheese.

Damn they ought to make murder legal in these circs.


The only difference between a person with tattoos, and a person without is this. The person with tattoos does not care if you do not have any.
#85442
Sherav
Participant
    @sherav

Just as an update

I was lying on the bed staring at my calf and my wife asks what I am doing? I say ‘I am wondering how sweet a dragon koi would look right there!’

She said ‘Well why don’t you get it done after you finish up your backpiece.’

Awesome!

Except….

My wife hates ink passionately to the core.

I am now paranoid about why she is saying get it done…

Matt


The only difference between a person with tattoos, and a person without is this. The person with tattoos does not care if you do not have any.
#85447
DizziDip
Participant
    @dizzidip

does she want a new kitchen?


my horns hold up my halo whilst my tail keeps me balanced
#85456
Gsouder
Participant
    @gsouder

I hope my arch nemesis is as lazy as I am.

#85464
ArniVidar
Moderator
    @arnividar

1. I want to go home.

2. It’s too bloody warm in here!


test sig
#85686
Gsouder
Participant
    @gsouder

I’m one symptom short of being full blown premenstrual, which is amazing due to my lack of a uterus and the presence of a cock-n-balls.

#85743
Sherav
Participant
    @sherav

That silver springs by Fleetwood Mac is seriously scary…

I mean with lyrics like:

‘Time casts a spell on you but you won’t forget me.’

‘I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me.’

‘I’ll follow you down to til’ the sound of my voice will haunt you.’

‘You’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.’

Now the first thing that struck me is some seriously obsessive, bunny-boiling, stalker shit right there.

The second was that this is one of my wife’s fave songs 😮

Take care
Matthew


The only difference between a person with tattoos, and a person without is this. The person with tattoos does not care if you do not have any.
#85763
Gsouder
Participant
    @gsouder
Sherav;65446 wrote:
That silver springs by Fleetwood Mac is seriously scary…

I mean with lyrics like:

‘Time casts a spell on you but you won’t forget me.’

‘I know I could have loved you, but you would not let me.’

‘I’ll follow you down to til’ the sound of my voice will haunt you.’

‘You’ll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you.’

Now the first thing that struck me is some seriously obsessive, bunny-boiling, stalker shit right there.

The second was that this is one of my wife’s fave songs 😮

Take care
Matthew

People always think this song is sweet. Me, I think it’s the stalkers anthem:

Every breath you take and every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take, I’ll be watching you
Every single day and every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay, I’ll be watching you
Oh can’t you see you belong to me?
How my poor heart aches with every step you take
Every move you make and every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake, I’ll be watching you
Since you’ve gone I’ve been lost without a trace
I dream at night
I can only see your face
I look around but it’s you I can’t replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby please

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