some days it’s worse for me,some days I can block it out,
my mom,my father,and my mom’s father all died of cancer,
I’m turning 55 in October,some days I think about it more than others,
it scares me a lot.
ya,I know that’s dark,but it’s in my head,
today we went to a funeral of a HS classmate that passed away from…

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FYI, these 22 year old hot shots are seriously intimidating. I feel comparatively like an old country doctor or some shit.

So Saturday is my anniversary I don’t know what to get my wife of 20+ years. She already has a good vacuum, iron and a new washer and dryer so I was thinking either a new lawn mower or a chainsaw, what do you think?

Spa weekend! Spa weekend!

Ageist or not, it’s just the truth. We’re all idiots at that age. You were one[…][/quote]

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I don’t get that bit. What does her age have to do with where she lives? And 18 is not “the” age for the entire world, either. In fact, it’s different in most places for different things 🙂

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Personally, I think that’s a lousy tattoo.

Nonsense. I have notebooks full of similar doodles when I was in middle school, and my middle school doodles were awesome.

I’m not sure what they’re arguing about. If I own a copy of Little Women, my friend can’t copy the entire the book by hand and claim it’s an original book It’s not that confusing.

Don’t, under any circumstances, get a tattoo for your 18th birthday.
It is almost 100% certain that it will be horrible, that you will regret it, and that you will have to either have it removed or covered in a few years time.

I realize this is not what you want to hear, but I couldn’t be more honest.

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Wow! What memories you have stirred up! Is it possible for a woman to have an orgasm and not wake up? I’m pretty sure I orally brought here to orgasm, but she doesn’t remember it.
On the other hand, I once fell asleep on top of her.

If you pay in cash, she ALWAYS cums.

I’ve been busy out of my mind lately. Taking a long weekend to rest up in the mountains. Turned my phone off. It’s a weekend just with friends, and I’m looking forward to it.

I had an iguana tattooed on my leg. It was my second one. Not until I had it redone did my wife admit she didn’t like it originally.

How many legs does the iguana have?

On top of me.

I’m walking around like I have a baseball bat up my ass, and frankly, I feel like it. My bicep is stuck in flexion, to boot. I’m off at 6 AM. I shouldn’t be at work, but every other practitioner bitched and moaned who could possibly cover me. I have a bottle of pain meds I can’t touch. I’m sure this is…[Read more]

Rolling in cash, but nothing to buy.

I’ll spend your money for you.

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Thinking about biting the bullet and booking with Kelly Doty for my 2014 piece. Yes I’m broke so one “forum approved” appointment per fiscal year.
She’s 11 hours away now in fort Wayne Indiana. It would more than doublebmy longest…

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No one should have to work in those conditions, though. The artist should have told her to stop screaming or she’d have to pack up and go home.

I honestly didn’t think the ribs and belly were too bad, but I’ve never had my arm tattooed. I thought my thighs were the most painful.

Being single again, I bought myself a PlayStation 3. Worked from 6 AM yesterday until 6 AM this morning, came home, and played Mass Effect. I was disturbed by a doctor breaking into my barn who was trying to sneakily remove the landlord’s (her brother’s) stuff. She was ranting about him…[Read more]

I’m not a big “go to the ER because of a little pus” person. As long as you don’t have a fever, it sounds like you know how to treat a wound.

I got a tattoo on Monday, and oddly enough there were Somalian pirate jokes being made.

It likes to lie around naked watching Jim Jarmusch movies, eating frozen yogurt.

And horribly, horribly jealous.

2) Only in my dreams.

If you don’t love them, I hate you.

What is it supposed to be?

I’ll refrain from further comments till the first question is answered.

Pretty sure it’s half-dragon, half-Popple.

It’s the best looking dragon-Popple chimera I’ve ever seen, honestly.

Years ago I injured my penis in a freak accident, and I was amazed how fast it healed.

Fun story: I’ve seen people with the most hideous boils and sores on their genitals, and you see them a month later, and they’re as pink, rosy, and smooth as baby junk.

(I seriously don’t get paid enough to do my job.)

I’m not imaginative.

(P.S. She looks like a Claudia.)

Things that are distal (Latin for “real fuckin’ far away”) from your torso heal slowly. Wrists and ankles are about the worst. Want a tattoo that heals good and bright? Get it on your face or genitals. I’m not even kidding. I’ve never seen a…[Read more]

I don’t even hate mine. I’m just burned out. And these are the nights Amazon was invented. Time to buy Blu Rays and silk sheets!

Ink goes into the dermis when properly done, whether it’s done in America, Europe, or Timbuktu. I don’t work with tattoos, but there’s really no “superior” way to do this, so far as I know, only correct or incorrect. Healing is a…[Read more]

I went between doing a Point Click Care seminar for new employees and my shift tonight. I looked like a fucking freak in my business casual clothes. Despite this and a ringing phone/pager pissing me off, I had…[Read more]

If you’ve got particularly sensitive skin and everything breaks you out, try an unscented facial lotion on your tattoos. They tend to be intensely moisturizing while minimally irritating.