Well my day….
I wake up around 5:30 am to head to work – shaking the catfood box – no answer. I stroll over my pet of 15 years is as stiff as a board.
Ok I am sad but think hey had a long life.
7:30 running late as buried the cat.
7:35 I go down to the communal parking and some bastard has stolen my bike.
8:30 I get to work (2 hrs late) to find that the auditors have just taken my desk and computer – leaving me to sit with a colleague who is 1. Insane (even by my standards) 2. Has the most vile eating habits known to this universe.
11:30 I decide to grab my camera and maybe take a few shots – cheer my day up. I step out and see an amazing shot half the sky is blackened with clouds, half clear blue and a seagull is bang smack in the centre. So I step back to take the shot and the bird shits on me and I fall down a pot hole. One split lip and a torn shirt later.
12:00-16:00 I am stuck at my desk dealing with such calls as; (This is the type of nonsense I deal with day in and out)
Me: Mr. X I need you to come in for an interview under caution.
Mr. X: Why?
Me: You have undeclared capital.
Mr. X: I cannot come in I am insane.
Me: Are you under a psychiatrist or mental health worker.
Mr. X: No.
Me: So who says you are insane?
Mr. X: The voices do.
Ok at around 18:00 I am stuck on a bus like a sardine cramped between a guys armpit and the melon breasts of a woman who was twice the man I am.
18:30 Stroll through the door – wife says they recovered your bike! Great I think. From the canal she says.
To cap it off I have to help at a party with 53 screaming children.
Ain’t life great!
Take Care
Matthew
well my day was pretty damm usual….. got up at 7:30, set off for work at about 8:30 and got finished at around 3’ish…. took the car out for a quick spin( i need to do my bit for global warming and carbon footprints lol…), had some dinner then took my little girl swimming (she done her 25mtr badge tonight ) just got home, put the kettle on and logged in to see whats been going on around the forum..
cheer up peeps its the weekend 😀
I got up at 5am because i am a moron! Nah went to sleep at 8.30pm.
Have the flu, the whole family is away for the day at a skateboarding comp which my son has entered in after faceplanting into the concrete the other day, swollen eyes, fat lip, gash on eyebrow!
I went down to the chemist and got some antibiotics to help shift my bug, and bought some books at the bookstore and am right now going to get into bed for the entire day to try and get well. I have stencils for bookings tomorrow im meant to be drawing up, i need to run my autoclave, i need to list my machines for sale……..but im going to bed or i’ll be no use to anyone.:D
I got back from Mexico 9after looking for a new shop) to the Dominican, looked at the shop, decided to sell up, arrived in UK today and went to bed. I am now going back to bed because I can.
I have decided to make a life without the industry, I want to become a prison officer and have applied while in mexico, crossed the initial online testing/examinations. Now I’m ready for a new career.
I have decided that while I spend so much time working on others I have no time for myslef and my own body art.
Wish me luck!!
Well good luck Scrubmuncher…and Matthew…Hugs buddy…tomorrow will only be better right?? And holy shit you people all get up wayyy to freaking early…:)
Erikholycowyournameislong 🙂 keep it up buddy, I quit about 20 times before I actually did it…been smoke free for almost 9 years!! You can do it!!
Well now…I got a tattoo today!! Went for coffee with my best friend…made unbelievable eye contact for about an hour with a hot boy that I soon hope to meet, went for drinks with my girls and had TONS of laughs…it was like the best day in a verrrry long time!!! So there, I had a GREAT day!!
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