#31683
vizzielover
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    @vizzielover

The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!

The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane.

Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn’t be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.

Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.

Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew – that my car goes fast!

Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They’re not free points either – they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won’t be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won’t even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!

See, now THAT’S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW

#73765
Sherav
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    @sherav

Lmao!

My colleague is a BMW driver I am going to point em here – that is so true on so many levels.

Take care
Matthew


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#73769
Outlaw
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    @outlaw

hahahahahahaha i had to chuckle………. i just baught a BMW as my family car :p


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#73781
Butterfly
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    @butterfly-2

typical :rolleyes:


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#75722
vaggerbond
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    @vaggerbond

hahahaha

Here’s another one –

Whats the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.


Jessie
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#75835
vizzielover
Participant
    @vizzielover
vaggerbond;53789 wrote:
hahahaha

Here’s another one –

Whats the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

A hedgehog has the pricks on the outside.

Ha ha ha , love it!

#76095
myfam
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The Bachelor and his Cat
A bachelor who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe.
Before he left he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies.
A few days after his departure, his cat climbed up on the roof, fell off and was killed.
His friend immediately wired him with the message: “Your cat died!”
In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief and anger at his friend,
whom he told “Why didn’t you break the news to me gradually?
You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message
‘Your cat climbed up on the roof today’, and the next day you could’ve written,
‘Your cat fell off the roof’ and let me down slowly that he died.”
After a quick memorial service, the bachelor left again to continue his trip.
A few days later he returned to his hotel and there was a message waiting for him from his friend.
It read, “Your mother climbed up on the roof today.”

Without Love — dayz are
“Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday… so be in Luv everyday…

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