Hypocrite, definition:

1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public…[Read more]

…that is goddamned horrifying. My parents ran a foster home while I was growing up, so I’ve seen many victims of child abuse up close, but while what was done to those children was evil, it was a mundane, evey day sort of evil. This, on the other hand, is new and inventive. Jesus titty-fucking Christ.

Good on you Izzy for helping her!

Love.…[Read more]

Because tattoos are like potato chips–you can’t have just one.

Also, I’m convinced that there’s crack cocaine in the ink.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Kentucky, the ole Bluegrass state. Ohio’s retarted little brother to the south.

Sorry, my wife’s from Kentucky, so we’re constantly bagging on each other’s home state ^_^

So, for the middle, you could get a brother and a sister fucking. :rolleyes:

Of maybe a patch of bluegrass, with a Cardinal parting the grass. MAybe you’d like to work the…[Read more]

I’m sorry dude, but your tattoos are boring. Kanji is over done, the lines wobble, and the coloring leaves something to be desired. While I *AM* a huge fan of tribals (most of my own work incorporates them in one form or another), that belly piece looks like flash.

I know for a fact that panther is flash–I’ve seen it on the walls of no less than…[Read more]

heh heh….

You said hoo-hoo.

Honestly, I never questioned the cootchy spider, Peach. On the other hand, the one she’s getting when she comes back from Wisconsin is weirding me out. It’s a huge back piece continuing her spider/spider web/thorned vine motif that runs through all her tattoos, with the central image being a, to quote her, “a…[Read more]

That’s what I thought too blue girl, but then, in his defense, I am not, in fact, a nice guy. 😀

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Get the following text on your arm in bold, red, block print:

“STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!”

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I knew I should have used scarcasm tags…

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Love. Peace. Metallica.

Sherav;35609 wrote:
Hi Peachie
I know I just feel guilty at the pleasure it gave me to kick their arses from side of the road to the other. 😉

I know you know already man, but you did the right fucking thing. What laid down the end of those tracks was your wife being raped, and you derailed it right good. You SHOULD feel good about it.

I’m an…[Read more]

Nope, we don’t speak “English”, we speak “American”. It’s really similar, just way, way cooler. We have “y’all” and “ain’t”.

It may just be a regional thing, but arse, to me, sounds like one of those replacement words people use when they want to cuss but can’t, like sugar for shit, for fudging for fucking. It’s why “ass” is so much better.

But…[Read more]

A) Spell check says it’s color, and since spell check knows all the words, you Brits are wrong, B) it’s ass not arse, and C) yeah, you’re right, you do drive on the wrong side of the road. 😉

Seriously though, I’ve known guys who do exactly that: brag to a room full of more tattooed people about how much their ink hurt and how badass they were…[Read more]

I really like the heart, skull, wing thing, it’s pretty killer. The rest are well inked, and are solid, but nothing new. So, over all my man, not bad.

Oh, for future reference, if you want to post pics from an outside website, just place the url between [/img ], subtracting the space between the final bracket in each case of course. Or, you could…[Read more]

Tat2dBaldDude;35578 wrote:
I’ll bet ya’ right now you probably couldn’t even handle a TENTH of the pain that I went through getting it.

That’s right y’all, his dick must be HUUUUUUGE if he could get a tattoo around his navel! I mean, it’s not like my sister, who’s five nothing and weighs literally ninety-five pounds, got a huge, complex vine…[Read more]

I took this pic at the gas station by my house. Thought you’d get a kick outta it.

Tat2dBaldDude;35556 wrote:
…But why should I have to wait until Grandma is gone before I can reveal part of who I am? I’m sorry, but I shouldn’t have to”.

Once again, because you’re an adult, and you love your wife. Quite whining already, you sound like you’re twelve.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I’ll second it–that wizard kicks ass.

Love. Peace. Metallica.

I knew I shouldn’t have switched to Axe’s line of hard candy body sprays….

Love. Peace. Metallica.

Or, what he said. Yeah, that works too.

Damn professional artist showing the rest of us up. 😉

Love. Peace. Metallica.