August 18, 2013 at 8:01 pm #40730
    peterpoose
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    @peterpoose

    I am currently lying on a hotel bed naked with my wife waxing my arse and backs of thighs in preparation of tattoos in the next few days.

    U would rather nail my nutsack to a chair fixed to the floor and stand up or tattoo my ribs over and over for a week than do this again lol

    I swear she is secretly enjoying this, everytime I turn round in severe pain she has an evil smirk lol

    August 18, 2013 at 8:39 pm #143530
    Tecratt
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    @tecratt

    Pics or it didn’t happen!

    JUST KIDDING. Please don’t.

    August 18, 2013 at 11:42 pm #143536
    Amok
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    @amok

    @peterpoose 131878 wrote:

    I am currently lying on a hotel bed naked with my wife waxing my arse and backs of thighs in preparation of tattoos in the next few days.

    U would rather nail my nutsack to a chair fixed to the floor and stand up or tattoo my ribs over and over for a week than do this again lol

    I swear she is secretly enjoying this, everytime I turn round in severe pain she has an evil smirk lol

    Aside from the disturbing mental image you’ve given me…why don’t you just shave?

    August 19, 2013 at 3:46 am #143537
    Zorba
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    @zorba

    Waxing hurts. I have my eyebrows waxed every 3 weeks – I know…

    Just put it down to “The price you pay for beauty”.

    August 19, 2013 at 4:12 am #143539
    buttwheat
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    @buttwheat

    @Zorba 131888 wrote:

    Waxing hurts. I have my eyebrows waxed every 3 weeks – I know…

    Just put it down to “The price you pay for beauty”.

    And how aren’t you gay?

    August 19, 2013 at 4:23 am #143545
    Sam-I-Am
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    @sam-i-am

    I would rather flash burn my hair with my plumber’s torch than go through that!

    August 19, 2013 at 2:49 pm #143572
    GrayCatLove
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    @graycatlove

    Do you know how much you have to love someone to wax their ass? You have a good woman, Peter.

    August 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm #143583
    peterpoose
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    @peterpoose

    @GrayCatLove 131929 wrote:

    Do you know how much you have to love someone to wax their ass? You have a good woman, Peter.

    Lol she said your right and to say thank you!

    August 20, 2013 at 2:56 am #143598
    Zorba
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    @zorba

    @buttwheat 131890 wrote:

    And how aren’t you gay?

    Uh, because I don’t have sex with men?

    August 20, 2013 at 8:05 am #143605
    jerryatrophy
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    @jerryatrophy

    Hey man, you done with that apple core?
    I’m done with that fart. You want that?
    Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton’s ass I’d take a bite.
    Yeah, you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker: Cowboy’s Butts Drive Me Nuts!
    Is that right? You think that’s queer? Is this queer?
    They’re large and in charge and lookin’ for chickies.
    You wanna back that up?
    You wanna fight? Why don’t you stick your head up a butt and fight for air.

    August 21, 2013 at 3:17 am #143622
    Amok
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    @amok

    @GrayCatLove 131929 wrote:

    Do you know how much you have to love someone to wax their ass? You have a good woman, Peter.

    I just asked my wife to wax my ass. She refused.

    Ok ladies, I’m about to be single, whose keen??

    ….no one?

    August 21, 2013 at 3:37 am #143624
    Sam-I-Am
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    @sam-i-am

    @Amok 131980 wrote:

    I just asked my wife to wax my ass. She refused.

    Ok ladies, I’m about to be single, whose keen??

    ….no one?

    I’ll bet Wardy will help you out.

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