Sherav;67228 wrote:
KH
The thing that I am wondering is if your dad is watching porn that is starring us?
If so where are my royalties??
Take Care
Matthew
You video taped us making love….?
You…
You…..CAD!
*flees the room with the vapors*
Vizzie wrote:
Skinflint – buy your dad a ‘blow-up sheep’ and get your Macbook back!!! Been too damn quiet here without you!!
Oh, if only it were so simple. Sadly, his undying, viagra fueled lust tears through blowups and pocket pussies as quickly as I can throw them at him, leaving me without a connection to the wider world!
What terrifies me is that he sometimes does odd jobs on a farm with actual sheep. I am convinced if I go down that way I’m gonna find a few wooly fuckers who look just like me.
Love. Peace. Metallica.
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