This couple decides to get married, but not to have sex before the wedding night. The guy says to the girl: “I have to tell you something so it doesn’t shock you on our wedding night, I’m hung like a baby.”
“That’s alright”, the girl says, “I’ve been with some other guys who were small and I can live with it.” “But I have to tell you something as well. I’ve been stuffing my bra since I was a teenager”.
The guy says that’s fine, because he doesn’t really care how large her chest is.
On their wedding night they are getting undressed and when the bride takes off her bra, sure enough all the tissues fall out because she was not lying about stuffing it. She looks over at her husband and her eyes roll back into her head and she passes out.
When she wakes up her husband is there and the first thing she says is, “You lied to me! You said you were hung like a baby!”
“I am!”, he says, “it’s 6 pounds and 21 inches!”
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