February 10, 2013 at 5:39 pm #40205 ezriderParticipant @ezrider One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?” The man replied, “Yep, sure do.” Satan asked, “Aren’t you going to run?” “Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man. Perturbed, Satan asked, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?” The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.” April 15, 2015 at 6:56 am #154253 Mary MParticipant @mary-m That was one really badass oldman, 🙂 July 24, 2015 at 6:36 pm #155132 MattInkedParticipant @mattinked Ha-ha I’ve never heard this one bit its a good one! Viewing 3 posts - 1 through 3 (of 3 total) You must be logged in to create new topics.