A Greek god came down from Olympus because he wanted to experience sex with a mortal woman.
He met a young woman and they had sex for a whole week. When he returned to Olympus the other god’s asked him if he told the woman he was a god. He went back to tell her he was a god so she wouldn’t expect every mortal man to have sex of the same magnatude.
When she answered the door he simply said: “I’m Thor” her reply: “YOU’RE Thor! I can hardly pith!”