A dog goes into the veterinarian office to get neutered. There are two other dogs in the waiting room. First dog asked what is the problem. He says that he keeps pissing on everything and my owner thinks if I’m neutered I’ll stop.
    He then asked what he was in for. He said I keep chewing everything to shredds. My owner thinks I’ll stop if I’m neutered.
    Asked of the third dog what he was in for, he replied, I keep humping everything and yesterday my owners woman was bent over the bathtub so I humped her. Other dogs say so you’re getting neutered too? No, he says, I’m just here to get my nails clipped.


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