Why do you get tattooed? Something I get asked hundreds of times.
I have now started compiling a list of reasons (none of them true) 😀
Without them I would not take my role as a serial killer seriously.
The pigment of the ink keeps my gangrene at bay.
I have secret messages in my designs that will only be released on my death – sparking the end of times.
I keep getting drunk and waking up in the tattooist chair.
I was told they would wash off.
I was born with them as I grew so did they.
Tattoos make you more virile.
Anybody else got any?
I wanted an excuse to remain unemployed.
I grew tired of stamp collecting.
Everyone else in the trailer park has them.
I kept leaving the shopping list at home.
Suntans fade over winter, tattoos stay all year.
Love. Peace Metallica.
Tripped, fell, landed on the machine…
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