Why do you get tattooed? Something I get asked hundreds of times.

I have now started compiling a list of reasons (none of them true) 😀

Without them I would not take my role as a serial killer seriously.

The pigment of the ink keeps my gangrene at bay.

I have secret messages in my designs that will only be released on my death – sparking the end of times.

I keep getting drunk and waking up in the tattooist chair.

I was told they would wash off.

I was born with them as I grew so did they.

Tattoos make you more virile.

Anybody else got any?

Take care
Matthew