#39801
Sherav
Participant
    @sherav

Why do you get tattooed? Something I get asked hundreds of times.

I have now started compiling a list of reasons (none of them true) 😀

Without them I would not take my role as a serial killer seriously.

The pigment of the ink keeps my gangrene at bay.

I have secret messages in my designs that will only be released on my death – sparking the end of times.

I keep getting drunk and waking up in the tattooist chair.

I was told they would wash off.

I was born with them as I grew so did they.

Tattoos make you more virile.

Anybody else got any?

Take care
Matthew


The only difference between a person with tattoos, and a person without is this. The person with tattoos does not care if you do not have any.
#131599
anonymous
Participant
    @anonymous

I wanted an excuse to remain unemployed.

I grew tired of stamp collecting.

Everyone else in the trailer park has them.

What tattoos?

#131601
newdragon
Participant
    @newdragon

I kept leaving the shopping list at home.
Suntans fade over winter, tattoos stay all year.

#131622
KnightHawk
Participant
    @knighthawk

“…..what tattoos?”

Love. Peace Metallica.

#131623
iggybuddi
Participant
    @iggybuddi

Tripped, fell, landed on the machine…


Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
#131624
Sam-I-Am
Participant
    @sam-i-am

Tattoos hide my skin cancer.


210 inking hours and counting.

Tattoos are for the living. Tombstones are for the dead. Get a tattoo for yourself!

#131626
buttwheat
Participant
    @buttwheat

Why? because your mom likes them.

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