Why do you get tattooed? Something I get asked hundreds of times.
I have now started compiling a list of reasons (none of them true) 😀
Without them I would not take my role as a serial killer seriously.
The pigment of the ink keeps my gangrene at bay.
I have secret messages in my designs that will only be released on my death – sparking the end of times.
I keep getting drunk and waking up in the tattooist chair.
I was told they would wash off.
I was born with them as I grew so did they.
Tattoos make you more virile.
Anybody else got any?
I wanted an excuse to remain unemployed.
I grew tired of stamp collecting.
Everyone else in the trailer park has them.
I kept leaving the shopping list at home.
Suntans fade over winter, tattoos stay all year.
Love. Peace Metallica.
Tripped, fell, landed on the machine…
Tattoos hide my skin cancer.
Tattoos are for the living. Tombstones are for the dead. Get a tattoo for yourself!
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