#33686
vizzielover
Participant
@vizzielover

THE STUTTERING KITTEN – FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD…

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.”

A little girl raises her hand saying,”I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.”

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”

The teacher exclaimed, “That must’ve been scary.”

The little girl said, “It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went ‘Sssss, Sssss, Sssss’ and before she could say ‘Shit,’ the Rottweiler ate her!”

#87590
ArniVidar
Moderator
@arnividar

LOL!

You and I REALLY share humor 😀

#87597
Apostle 228
Participant
@apostle-228

humorous. not hilarious, but it made me smile

#131547
Sam-I-Am
Participant
@sam-i-am

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

Put gasoline on it. When you light it, it goes “Woof”

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