#33185
Blue1
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@blue1

Whats is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
For traction in the mud!

What’s the difference between purple and pink?
The grip…

If the dove is the bird of peace, what the bird of true love?
The swallow…..

What is the difference between “oooooooh” and “aaaaaaaah”?
About three inches.

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What’s mixed feeling?
When you see ur mother-in-law backing off the cliff in ur new car!

What’s the height of concelt?
Having an orgasm and calling out ur own name!

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw!

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 pounds.

what’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes!

Whats is the difference between medium and rare?
Six inches is medium, and eight inches is rare!


#84698
vizzielover
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@vizzielover

I’m sending those up to my friend – the source of all my jokes – they’ll be appreciated!

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