Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and….. OH, MY GOD!”

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom..

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.You should see the front of my pants!”

One Irish passenger yelled, “be jezis you should see the back of mine!”