#32671
vizzielover
Participant
@vizzielover

The Knob

A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a
new procedure called ‘The Knob,’ where a small
knob is placed at the top of the woman’s head and
could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the
effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman
wanted ‘The Knob.’

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob,
and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young
looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with
two problems.

‘All these years, everything has been working just
fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and
I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid
of them.’

The doctor looked at her closely and said, ‘Those
aren’t bags, those are your breasts.’

She said, ‘Well, I guess there’s no point in
asking about the goatee.’

#81401
Sherav
Participant
@sherav

Lmao

That is one to remember 😀

#81412
Aussie_Al
Participant
@aussie_al

haha nice

Reminds me of this link I got sent earlier today – I can’t believe these women are all over 50!

http://www.bollywoodhungama.com/forum/read.php?10,2295557

#81424
Blue1
Participant
@blue1

fuckin classic! LOVE it

#81441
ChaosDani
Participant
@chaosdani

holy shit!! I hope I look half that good when I’m 50. Hell, I hope I’m still alive when I’m 50. I have a suspicion there isn’t much left there that’s natural.

#81453
Joker1
Participant
@joker1

Oops, double posting…

#81455
Joker1
Participant
@joker1

Shit Al, I wonder how much $$$ have gone into those boobs and lips and all that botox!

#81461
Butterfly
Participant
@butterfly-2

LOL good one !

#81470
vizzielover
Participant
@vizzielover

Bloody hell, I never looked that good in my 20’s…………………..no hope for me now!

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