This woman decided to get a tattoo, so she goes down to the local shop…after a long debate, the Tattooist and her come to the perfect idea. Well she gets them done and returns home. Impatiently waiting for her husband to come home to show him her new tatts, he finally walks in the front door. He says ” So how was yer day?” she says ” Great, I got a couple tattoos just for you!” He yells “TATTOOS!” Just then she dropped her pants exposing the tattoos she recieved on both inner thighs. 1 being of a turkey and on the other inner thigh she has a x-mas tree. Just then he says ” And just how the hell are those for me?” she replies “This way you can have something to eat between the holidays!
Hope ya get a kick out of it.:D