A bloke walks down the street and sees a woman with perfect breasts.
HE SAYS: would you let me bite your breasts for £100?

SHE SAYS: are you mad?

HE SAYS: OK, would you let me bite your breasts for £1000?

SHE SAYS: I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?

HE SAYS: OK, would you let me bite your breasts just once for £10,000

NOW.. she thinks about it and says, OK, but not here, lets go down the alley over the road.

SO, they go down the alley over the road, where, she takes off her blouse to reveal the the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them-BUT-not biting them.

She finally gets annoyed and says: Well? Are you going to bite them or not?

Rgds Paul 😀