I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

    It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

    Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

    A man was complaining to a friend: ‘I had it all – money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!’ ‘What happened?’ asked the friend. ‘My wife found out..’

    Wife: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

    How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

    A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, ‘Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!’ Martha replies, ‘Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?’ The man responds, ‘I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!’

    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!

    I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.

    If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

    A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.


    ahahahaha some of those remind me of some jokes i know.

    What should a woman do right after leaving a house for battered and abused women?
    The dishes if she knows whats good for her!

    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing if you’ve already told her twice!!

    bad i know but i always laugh when i hear themm!!

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