A girl walks up to her dad and says” hey dad I want to go to the mall can I have $20?”
dad says “you know what you have to do honey”
So the dad unzips his pants and the girl gets on her knees and starts sucking.
When her dad “finishs” the girl stands up and says “damn dad your dick tastes like shit.”
the dad simply replys ” yea I know your brother wanted to borrow the car” 😮

Its fucked up but its still funny!